30 Tacos/30 PBR's... It's on!

[Tha_Professa]

Does the challenge state that you can't puke?

As I said before, I think there should be at least one puking allowance (that could come at the cost of some points, should we go with the point system)

I do, however, like the idea of points increasing a few times throughout the day, like having a power hour in which one receives double points.  We could even spin a wheel or something to determine the number of points for each hour

I don't know if I like all that extra shit.  I like Gregor's idea of just a descending scale that rewards speed (but could increase puking/passing out risk).  It's really about the consumption of the PBR & Tacos... spinning a wheel seems unnecessary.

[homesystem]

Well, look what I miss when I actually spend a day working and going to meetings... I'm proud of you disgusting SOB's... it just took me like a half hour to catch up on all this shit.

Yes, a spinning wheel may be unnecessary, but I like it.  I like the random element that it would present.  It might not even have to be a spinning wheel, it could just be a die that the judge has that gets rolled at certain times to determine a special points bonus that will exist for a certain time. 
For example, let's say hour 7 rolls around.  A bonus round is scheduled, and the judge determines that each taco and/or pabst will be worth 4 extra points during that hour.  Now, dumbass A has just downed a bunch of pabst in the last two hours, and feels too tired and full to capitalize on the bonus.  He has to decide how he wants to handle that situation... he could try to force himself to drink and eat more, but this may result in puking.
There's a million potentially entertaining situations that could be created...

[Nye]

I agree.  I think the likelihood of someone eating all 30 tacos (of course depending on size) is much less likely than someone completing all 30 beers.  So, there should be some sort of winner, even if not all of said items are completed. 

I do, however, like the idea of points increasing a few times throughout the day, like having a power hour in which one receives double points.  We could even spin a wheel or something to determine the number of points for each hour so the competitors could take a gamble on when they would like to do their most binge eating/drinking. 

Also, I would like to be a judge

Lets not get carried away with the point system, I like gregor's idea and maybe a bonus hour half way through but this of the random sporadic points is moving too far away from the original goal here, 30 tacos/30 pabsts - 1 Day.

So far for judges we have:

1-Gregor
2-Ponce
3-Paco
4-Sarah

[Nye]

Does the challenge state that you can't puke?

If not, you could eat all 30 tacos, and drink all 30 beers in the first hour, puke, and win.

You could also have less than 60 points in this case, as if you waited until the final hour, ate all that crap and then puked, you would successfully finish, but have 60-PukePenalty points.  If nobody else finished, you'd win with less than 60 points.

This is true, however you bring up a good point, how big of a penalty is puking?  Should it be set points, or percentage of your accumulated points up to the time of pukage?

[Nye]

You do realize if we say each taco weighs a 8 oz  and a beer is twelve ounces. That's 35.5 pounds in your gut.

There will be eventual turnover, we aren't required to retain the mass consumed over the 24 hour period, however a penalty for shitting/pissing would be cruel, puking is hilarious and degrading so therefore a penalty.

[Tha_Professa]

Yeah... you can't have a penalty for shitting or pissing.
I also agree with Nye that you can't have too much "bonus points" and all that detracting from the overall mission of taco/PBR consumption

[Nye]

There's a million potentially entertaining situations that could be created...

Ok, that just made me crack up, and my boss looked over at me to see what was funny.   I just told him he didn't want to know.

[Nye]

As I said before, I think there should be at least one puking allowance (that could come at the cost of some points, should we go with the point system)

Maybe one free puke would be in order, in case two pbr's go down too close to one another, or the meat is a touch rancid... but if you allow one freebie the 2nd occurrence should be heavily penalized. (like your mom)

[Jeebas]

wow... 4 pages in 7 hours... glad you guys found something you care so deeply about 

[homesystem]

I think that this event should be at the Aquarium Bar or at my house because there's only one bathroom... that'd pose a challenge in itself.
Although, I'm not sure that I want people shitting, pissing, and puking in my yard over a 24 hour period, so maybe the Aquarium Bar...

[Bull]

This maybe to my advantage since at the aquarium bar the bathroom is so close to the bar. I could shit, and make the rest of the contestants noxious until they puke. lol

[Gregor]

I we wait until Summer, we could get a grove @ north park, and do some fishing during the day (and the port-o-john factor may induce more vomiting).

[newefezziwig]

This maybe to my advantage since at the aquarium bar the bathroom is so close to the bar. I could shit, and make the rest of the contestants noxious until they puke. lol

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[pnickers]

Maybe one free puke would be in order, in case two pbr's go down too close to one another, or the meat is a touch rancid... but if you allow one freebie the 2nd occurrence should be heavily penalized. (like your mom)

Damn, I hope we have a little more sense than to use rancid meat.  In which case this whole competition could turn into a cavalcade of negative scores.  

[newefezziwig]

Maybe one free puke would be in order, in case two pbr's go down too close to one another, or the meat is a touch rancid... but if you allow one freebie the 2nd occurrence should be heavily penalized. (like your mom)

Damn, I hope we have a little more sense than to use rancid meat.  In which case this whole competition could turn into a cavalcade of negative scores. 

If that happens I will be sure to down 8 pbr's and eat 10 (fresh) tacos and be declared the winner by default.

[Tha_Professa]

You'd be declared King Dickhead by default.

[Tha_Professa]

I we wait until Summer, we could get a grove @ north park, and do some fishing during the day (and the port-o-john factor may induce more vomiting).

I like the idea of doing that... or some outdoor camping environment...
The only problem is having access to tacos for 24 hours.  (We'd need a couple coolers though for multiple 30 packs.... I don't think we need to be so cruel as to make muthafuckas drink warm beer.... Actually... if there's at least 4 contestants, we'll probably need coolers anyway... or more than one fridge.)

[Tank Decker]

I don't know about the chances of my drinking 30 beers in a confined environment...

I like the outdoor idear.

[Tha_Professa]

If we can make the taco thing work outdoors, that would be sweet.

[Gregor]

Lumberjam IV.2?

[Jeebas]

Lumberjam IV.2?

LumberJam has nothing to do with tacos and puking

[homesystem]

Taco-fest at North Park?

[Tha_Professa]

If we wait until Summer, we could get a grove @ north park,

While one can usually get away with drinking a couple beers @ North Park... the quantity of PBR we'd have to have may draw some attention at a county or city park.

[pnickers]

Well, that and you couldn't stay there for 24 hours straight. 

[Tha_Professa]

If it was back in the day when we have multiple vans at our disposal, we could caravan that shit.
It would be nice to come up with a plan to be outdoors as much as possible.

[Nye]

Maybe one free puke would be in order, in case two pbr's go down too close to one another, or the meat is a touch rancid... but if you allow one freebie the 2nd occurrence should be heavily penalized. (like your mom)

Damn, I hope we have a little more sense than to use rancid meat.  In which case this whole competition could turn into a cavalcade of negative scores. 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Nye]

Maybe one free puke would be in order, in case two pbr's go down too close to one another, or the meat is a touch rancid... but if you allow one freebie the 2nd occurrence should be heavily penalized. (like your mom)

Damn, I hope we have a little more sense than to use rancid meat.  In which case this whole competition could turn into a cavalcade of negative scores. 

If that happens I will be sure to down 8 pbr's and eat 10 (fresh) tacos and be declared the winner by default.

Not possible, you have to complete the challenge properly to even be considered.  THIRTY/THIRTY MOTHER FUCKER!!!

[Tha_Professa]

Damn, I hope we have a little more sense than to use rancid meat. 

So our "sense level" should be somewhere above using rancid meat in tacos... but low enough that we are excited about a challenge to eat 30 tacos and drink 30 Pabst's in 24 hours.

[Nye]

I don't know about the chances of my drinking 30 beers in a confined environment...

I like the outdoor idear.

I think we're going to have to content ourselves with ponce or home systems back yards, unless someone has a half decent camp somewhere out in the woods, which would be ideal... with a big empty refrigerator that we could use.

[Nye]

Damn, I hope we have a little more sense than to use rancid meat. 

So our "sense level" should be somewhere above using rancid meat in tacos... but low enough that we are excited about a challenge to eat 30 tacos and drink 30 Pabst's in 24 hours.

Yeah, thats about as precise as I think we could get... no Hep-C tomatoes would be nice as well.