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« on: December 13, 2007, 01:27:35 PM »

Your idea of a Christmas card?

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07347/841426-100.stm
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 01:44:49 PM »

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"I thought it was a knitted scarf," she said. "It was red and different colors."
WTF? How could you mistake a severed deer head for a knitted scarf - this lady must be 5
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 01:48:38 PM »

HAHAHA that is hilarious.
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2008, 11:38:03 AM »

Western Pennsylvania must lead the nation in these stories....

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08008/847591-100.stm
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2008, 11:39:37 AM »

At least they later reconciled.
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2008, 11:49:11 AM »

At least they later reconciled.
that cow didn't get no reconciliation though...
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2008, 11:51:01 AM »

I hope that cow got to be steak.
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2008, 11:58:45 AM »

Or at least some good burgers
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 12:14:47 PM »

I hope I got to eat that steak... or some burgers from that cow.  Or I hope I will in the near future.
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 01:48:04 PM »

Western Pennsylvania must lead the nation in these stories....


Or at least Pennsylvania in general... since that was out near Philly.
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 01:48:27 PM »

If you will it, dude, it is no dream...
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 02:13:09 PM »

Western Pennsylvania must lead the nation in these stories....


Or at least Pennsylvania in general... since that was out near Philly.
I was thrown off by the mention of Hunker. Hey Ponce isn't that near Mt Pleasant?
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 02:23:09 PM »

Yup..... it's actually right next to New Stanton.
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 04:55:15 PM »

I'll just throw this story here......
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_THIEF_STABS_SELF?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=NATIONAL&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Another one for the Darwin awards, I think.
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 05:22:57 PM »

So, Meijer let that guy get out the door with hunting knives in his pants, but they searched Ike Jones' bags containing some soda and chips that he'd already paid for.
I wonder what the Razor'd have to say about that.. probably "Fuck some Meijer".
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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2008, 09:13:47 AM »

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The man had put about $300 worth of hunting knives in his waistband, police told WZZM-TV. Police say he tried to leave the store, but Meijer employees confronted him and a scuffle followed.


Damn, it looks like Meijer tried to give that dude the Slack Rack
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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2008, 09:17:42 AM »

When I read these post I didn't know what Meijer was. Now I do. But at first I thought it was the name of some foreign police force... I think I like that idea better.
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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2008, 10:06:53 AM »

Meijer!!!! (pronounced MyJahhhhhhhh)
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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2008, 10:50:36 AM »

If memory serves (and often it doesn't, Lebowskifest being even worse) I think the "Slack rack" was @ Value City
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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2008, 11:09:24 AM »

If memory serves (and often it doesn't, Lebowskifest being even worse) I think the "Slack rack" was @ Value City
I think we bought other stuff at Meijer, and maybe were gonna buy beer there I don't remember specifically though
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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2008, 11:10:38 AM »

I guess it's possible we were gonna buy beer there, though I'm sure we'd already stocked up at DuPree Liquors.
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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2008, 01:55:54 PM »

I do remember looking at beer there, but their selection sucked.  Ike Jones might've bought some MGD, which may have been part of the already-purchased merchandise that the Meijer people thought he stole.
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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2008, 01:57:27 PM »

I remember buying some socks.  New socks are frickin' awesome!
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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2008, 02:22:29 PM »

I don't think I bought anything, but I know I stood around and made a scene. 
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