Kimbot
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Nye
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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 10:35:13 AM » |
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Besides the fact that that was completely hilarious, that job would suck.
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newefezziwig
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2009, 07:37:33 AM » |
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yeah.. you are basically signing yourself up to get lice at $50 per hour.
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Tank Decker
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 02:53:23 PM » |
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Dude, check out the crabs we found in New Orleans
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I never apologize.
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Tank Decker
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 02:54:47 PM » |
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and the shrimp. Man, you've got to get yourself to a Cajun shrimp boil... Does anybody have a 25 gallon pot and a propane jet?
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I never apologize.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 02:57:11 PM » |
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MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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pnickers
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009, 02:57:40 PM » |
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What about the boiler for making beer? I'm not sure how many gallons that is, but it would work on some scale at least.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009, 02:58:31 PM » |
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Of course, for Paco, it would be a 25 gallon pot of death!
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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009, 02:59:26 PM » |
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That would work for it. Maybe the next batch of beer would taste like old bay.
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 03:02:48 PM » |
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I have a large pot used for shrimp and what not. I don't recall what size in gallons it is though. Maybe 20?
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Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2009, 03:04:13 PM » |
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and the shrimp. Man, you've got to get yourself to a Cajun shrimp boil... Does anybody have a 25 gallon pot and a propane jet?
Yeah, the beer pot I figured at 23 gallon and it has the propane cooker underneath. |
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Hells Retards - where it's okay to wear the helmet after you get off the bike.
Heeeeeeeey, this isn't the way to Chuckie Cheese!!!
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Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2009, 03:04:32 PM » |
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Of course, for Paco, it would be a 25 gallon pot of death!
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Hells Retards - where it's okay to wear the helmet after you get off the bike.
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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2009, 03:04:45 PM » |
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I have a propane torch...
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Tank Decker
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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2009, 03:10:25 PM » |
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and the shrimp. Man, you've got to get yourself to a Cajun shrimp boil... Does anybody have a 25 gallon pot and a propane jet?
Yeah, the beer pot I figured at 23 gallon and it has the propane cooker underneath. It doesn't have a strainer does it? |
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2009, 03:14:24 PM » |
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You could get one of the extra large versions of a spider in the strip.  |
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Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2009, 03:16:07 PM » |
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and the shrimp. Man, you've got to get yourself to a Cajun shrimp boil... Does anybody have a 25 gallon pot and a propane jet?
Yeah, the beer pot I figured at 23 gallon and it has the propane cooker underneath. It doesn't have a strainer does it? No, there's no drain at the bottom. |
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Hells Retards - where it's okay to wear the helmet after you get off the bike.
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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2009, 03:29:16 PM » |
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Mine has a strainer that comes out.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2009, 03:32:30 PM » |
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I wonder how many pounds of shrimp would be needed to make it worth it
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Tank Decker
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2009, 03:35:54 PM » |
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I wonder how many pounds of shrimp would be needed to make it worth it
30 or 40 # We'd need the pot with the strainer |
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« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2009, 06:41:34 AM » |
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The strainer part is not that big, it will only hold a few pounds.
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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2009, 07:16:14 AM » |
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Maybe someone should invest in one of these prior to Chincoteague?
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homesystem
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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2009, 10:17:00 AM » |
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And then it'll be time for Sean to buy out the shrimp guy again!
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Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2009, 10:33:37 AM » |
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Hey, that was only, what, 13 pounds? I guess that's what happens when you ride up on your bike, drunk, thrust $50 at someone and say "Give me as many as this much will buy."
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Hells Retards - where it's okay to wear the helmet after you get off the bike.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2009, 10:35:39 AM » |
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Sometimes that's just the way to buy some shrimp.
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2009, 10:37:58 AM » |
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Or prostitutes
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« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2009, 08:44:47 AM » |
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So Sunday night I had this dream that was like watching one of those shows where they profile different bars/restaurants in a city, and they were showing this place in DC. The lady who ran it was showing off all of the different signs and shit that she had on the wall, and they were asking her questions about them. They were all signs for shots and things like that (no pictures of the pope though), then they ask her about this one sign that said "Pussy Return Fee $27.95". Which was explained by her as "You know when some guy is dropping off a girl the next morning to pickup her car, I point to the sign and say $27.95".
Just thought I'd share that.
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homesystem
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« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2009, 09:01:46 AM » |
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This from the guy who dreamt about the sign that says "This Burgh Thing IS real".
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Nye
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« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2009, 09:54:44 AM » |
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That's a bit pricey for a pussy return fee. I wouldn't pay it.
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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2009, 10:10:22 AM » |
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For real. Make the bitch take the bus.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2009, 10:13:07 AM » |
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I assumed it was more of a parking fee for the bitch's car.
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