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« on: January 17, 2008, 04:55:45 PM »

...care of the fine writers at the Ridgway Record.

http://www.ridgwayrecord.com/content/view/113895/
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2008, 04:57:28 PM »

em·i·nent  adj. 
   1. Of high rank, station, or quality; noteworthy: eminent members of the community.
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008, 11:19:24 AM »

Look, they had a very noteworthy bark, all right...
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008, 11:21:54 AM »

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Millie is a diabetic, and she is not aloud to walk down steps
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008, 11:39:41 AM »

She has to walk down the stairs very quietly.

Also, I don't think that the reason she isn't supposed to walk down the stairs is that she's diabetic, I think it is because she is old. Unless she lives in a gingerbread house, and keeps licking the candy cane bannister.
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 11:51:51 AM »

I wanna know why he was unconscious at the bottom of the steps goddamnit!

Was he drunk?
OD'd?
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 01:01:28 PM »

He was just rubbing one out and didn't want anyone to know.  He's got that weird laying on the basement floor fetish that the kids are into these days.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008, 01:11:19 PM »

He ain't no kid...
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 02:07:31 PM »

Kinda like how Choppers no kid
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 03:19:44 PM »

You know what, we should all go over Chop's house one day and circle around his bed while he sleeps. And then when he wakes up we yell "Bingo!" really loud.
Just to let him know he's still alive. I think he'll thank us.
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 04:20:18 PM »

You know what, we should all go over Chop's house one day and circle around his bed while he sleeps. And then when he wakes up we yell "Bingo!" really loud.
Just to let him know he's still alive. I think he'll thank us.

Dude, you're strange
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2008, 04:27:14 PM »

You know what, we should all go over Chop's house one day and circle around his bed while he sleeps. And then when he wakes up we yell "Bingo!" really loud.
Just to let him know he's still alive. I think he'll thank us.

Dude, you're strange
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2008, 08:15:23 PM »

I was bored and had nothing to do today.
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