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« Reply #300 on: November 18, 2008, 01:35:10 PM »

The heart of the rivalry lies in the similarities of the two franchises and the areas they represent- one team represents a sewage treatment plant, and another represents an area of Pittsburgh that is, in essence, a whole lot of sewage.
What I'm saying is that we love to hate each other.. hate! hate! hate! hate!
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« Reply #301 on: November 18, 2008, 01:38:42 PM »

and the fact that they are in my division, and not the NSDM (they'd be the Raiders this year, a bitter but beaten down rival)
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« Reply #302 on: November 18, 2008, 02:08:30 PM »

So are you calling the North Side a whole lot of sewage?
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« Reply #303 on: November 18, 2008, 02:43:40 PM »

So are you calling the North Side a whole lot of sewage?

I think that's exactly what he said.
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« Reply #304 on: November 18, 2008, 03:01:33 PM »

Shit.... that ain't cool.
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« Reply #305 on: November 18, 2008, 03:11:46 PM »

Shit.... that ain't cool.
Especially when you own a house there
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« Reply #306 on: November 18, 2008, 04:01:19 PM »

I actually own a house that's close enough to Alcosan that sometimes my neighborhood smells like sewage... so that could be where my feelings come from- and my hatred for the Sewer Assassins.
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« Reply #307 on: November 18, 2008, 04:04:05 PM »

Ok I feel your pain as I used to live down there but that's hardly representative of the Northside in general, that's one sliver of Brighton Heights -and its only sometimes, c'mon now... man up!
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« Reply #308 on: November 18, 2008, 04:06:59 PM »

Hey, I own property in the North Side, which gives me the right to talk shit on it and focus on it's more negative stereotypes... hence the crackpipe logo.
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« Reply #309 on: November 18, 2008, 04:11:27 PM »

Well, in the classic Browns/Steelers rivalry, Cleveland had a huge advantage in wins at the beginning of the series, which is currently becoming a trend in the Assassins/Dark Matter series.  

I'm just sayin'...
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« Reply #310 on: November 19, 2008, 09:38:18 AM »

I just hope we get put into the same division next year... then it'll be on!
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« Reply #311 on: November 28, 2008, 07:34:11 AM »

Between injuries and the fact that detroit played the titans I might already have lost this week. lol
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« Reply #312 on: November 28, 2008, 08:41:23 AM »

detroit played the titans

That game was a fucking disgrace.
In fact, pretty much all the games sucked yesterday.
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« Reply #313 on: November 28, 2008, 09:23:48 AM »

detroit played the titans

That game was a fucking disgrace.
In fact, pretty much all the games sucked yesterday.

Touche.
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« Reply #314 on: November 28, 2008, 10:39:05 AM »

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FBN_TITANS_LIONS?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=SPORTS&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

The article says a lot....

From their coach:
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Marinelli said he doesn't expect to be fired.

"The record doesn't show it, but I have great belief in myself," Marinelli insisted.

Wow... that's some of that feel-good, self-esteem bullshit.  Hey.. they're 0-12, with a serious chance at not winning any games, but at least their coach has a great belief in himself.  That's what really counts.

And they had benched Daunte Culpepper for the third time in four games yesterday.

If they manage to go 0-16, that should automatically strip them of their Thanksgiving game rights.
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« Reply #315 on: December 01, 2008, 09:21:08 AM »

While, I thought after beating the dark matter I would crawl and scratch my way out of last place. But then Peyton Manning manages to only get 1 fantasy point against the browns... And just like that my hopes and dreams were shattered.
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« Reply #316 on: December 01, 2008, 10:33:27 AM »

anyone else getting an error trying to log into their team?
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« Reply #317 on: December 01, 2008, 12:54:57 PM »

nevermind, it works now.  stupid intertubes.
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« Reply #318 on: December 01, 2008, 01:10:39 PM »

I think the site is broken.  It says I'm losing to the Mon. Caterpillars by over 50 points.
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« Reply #319 on: December 01, 2008, 01:25:28 PM »

Too bad for whoever has the Steelers DST that Timmons didn't make the end zone.
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« Reply #320 on: December 01, 2008, 01:31:52 PM »

Too bad for whoever has the Steelers DST that Timmons didn't make the end zone.

yeah but 5 sacks, 3 DFRs and two ints sure helped my points anyways...
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« Reply #321 on: December 01, 2008, 04:24:27 PM »

Too bad for whoever has the Steelers DST that Timmons didn't make the end zone.

TOO BAD?? TOO FUCKING BAD THEY KICKED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!


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Too bad I love them.
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« Reply #322 on: December 02, 2008, 11:08:43 AM »

So... a lot at stake this Ikesgiving weekend...
bwuhahahahaha!

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« Reply #323 on: December 02, 2008, 11:56:26 AM »

I would imagine at this point that the only team to have clinched a playoff spot is Live Worship Gamble etc. 
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« Reply #324 on: December 02, 2008, 12:10:22 PM »

Well we're going into the last week of the FF regular season, and here's the lineup -

Week 14: 12/2/08 - 12/8/08
The Meat Heads II at North Side Dark Matter
Alcosan Sewer Assassins at Monongahela Caterpillars
ike money champs at Murder Victims
Robotic Overlords at Hells Reetards
BH Tombstones at Sexy Slashers
Live Worship Drink Gamble Shop at Birmingham Butt Babies

The following teams have no hopes of playoff berths - Sexy Slashers, North Side Dark Matter, Birmingham Butt Babies

The following is a list for each team, what needs to happen for a playoff berth (I am only doing division titles, since the WC spot could be any of the remaining 8 at this point) Some point differences come into play in some situations and I tried to cover most of them but its get nuts, so this is far from perfect

West Title

This was wrapped up a long time ago - Live Worship Drink Gamble Shop, by a five game lead

East Title

Alcosan Sewer Assassins (Last Game: Monongahela Caterpillars)
1) W and Hells Reetards L
2) W and Hells Reetards W (unless HR gets 75 points more than ASA does this week)
3) L (losing by under 27 points) and Hells Reetards L >> Robotic Overlords W (with RO scoring 40 points less than ASA does this week)
4) L (losing by under 27 points) and Hells Reetards L (unless HR gets 75 points more than ASA does this week) >> Robotic Overlords W (with RO scoring 40 points less than ASA does this week)

Hells Reetards (Last Game: Robotic Overlords)
1) W and Alcosan Sewer Assassins L
2) W and Alcosan Sewer Assassins W (scoring 75 points less than HR)

Robotic Overlords (Last Game: Hells Reetards)
1) W and Alcosan Sewer Assassins L (unless ASA gets 40 points more than RO)

Monongahela Caterpillars (Last Game: Alcosan Sewer Assassins)
1) W (winning by more than 27 points) and Hells Reetards L >> Robotic Overlords W (scoring 67 points less than MC does this week)

Central Title

BH Tombstones (Last Game: Sexy Slashers)
1) W and ike money champs L
2) W and ike money champs W (unless imc scores 16 points more than BHT does this week)
3) L and ike money champs L (unless imc scores 16 points more than BHT does this week) >> Murder Victims W (unless MV scores 62 points more than BHT does this week)

ike money champs (Last Game: Murder Victims)
1) W and BH Tombstones L
2) W (accumulating 16 points more than BHT) and BH Tombstones W
3) L (losing by under 46 points, but accumulating 16 points more than BHT) and BH Tombstones L

Murder Victims (Last Game: ike money champs)
1) W (scoring 62 more points than BHT does this week) and BH Tombstones L

Possible WC Spot

Any of the seven mentioned above from the East and Central Divisions, dependant on circumstances, along with Jonah

The Meat Heads II (Last Game: North Side Dark Matter)
1) W (and score way more points than anyone does this week) and bunch of other crazy shit to happen, including: Alcosan Sewer Assassins L >> Monongahela Caterpillars W, Hells Reetards L >> Robotic Overlords W, BH Tombstones L >> Sexy Slashers W, ike money champs L >> Murder Victims W


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« Reply #325 on: December 02, 2008, 12:18:26 PM »

My predictions -

1) Live Worship Drink Gamble Shop
2) Alcosan Sewer Assassins
3) BH Tombstones
4) Robotic Overlords
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« Reply #326 on: December 02, 2008, 12:25:18 PM »

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1) W (scoring 62 more points than BHT does this week) and BH Tombstones L (unless BHT gets

GETS WHAT? Don't leave me hangin!
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« Reply #327 on: December 02, 2008, 12:28:20 PM »

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1) W (scoring 62 more points than BHT does this week) and BH Tombstones L (unless BHT gets

GETS WHAT? Don't leave me hangin!

I think we all know that the answer to that is genital warts. 

But seriously Nick, thanks for doing that.  I certainly don't have the patience to work all that out.  Also, I hope your predictions work out. 
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« Reply #328 on: December 02, 2008, 12:41:43 PM »

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Murder Victims (Last Game: ike money champs)
1) W (scoring 62 more points than BHT does this week) and BH Tombstones L (unless BHT gets

GETS WHAT? Don't leave me hangin!

sorry that () should just taken out, a lot of this was writing sentences while working out logic in my head and then going back and reading them and realizing they don't make sense

In short you need to win, and make up for the 62 point lead I have on you
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« Reply #329 on: December 02, 2008, 12:43:20 PM »

I think its pretty sweet that 2 division titles are still up in the air... So I guess its gonna be a "watch-nothing-but-football" kinda Sunday during Ikesgiving this year
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