Corny
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« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2010, 07:39:00 AM » |
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Cash Bash Tickets people! Could win $3,000.00 at the end of the night. $20.00
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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pnickers
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« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2010, 08:16:51 AM » |
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I tried to buy one from you last Thursday, but you didn't even have them on you! I call foul!
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Corny
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« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2010, 08:38:18 AM » |
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Oh, I'll get you a ticket!!!
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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Nye
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"Y'all got fake poo?"
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« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2010, 11:22:33 AM » |
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I'll ticket my foot up your ass!
or
I'll buy my foot a ticket... up your ass!
Please vote on your favorite, if you pick the loser you get my foot up your ass!
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homesystem
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You broke it... you bought it...
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« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2010, 11:24:32 AM » |
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How about "My foot's got a ticket... for a one-way trip up your ass!"
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Tha_Professa
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Recognize, BITCHES!
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« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2010, 11:26:00 AM » |
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How about "My foot's got a ticket... for a one-way trip up your ass!"
Seems to be pretty much the same thing as I'll buy my foot a ticket... up your ass!
Except with more words. |
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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Tank Decker
Now THATS Devious!
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Sometimes the silence bludgeons you dumb
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« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2010, 11:26:33 AM » |
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How about "My foot's got a ticket... for a one-way trip up your ass!"
Seems to be pretty much the same thing as I'll buy my foot a ticket... up your ass!
Except with more words. fake puke.... do it |
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I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
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pnickers
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« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2010, 11:41:37 AM » |
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Seconded.
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homesystem
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« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2010, 11:53:37 AM » |
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Oooh.. talk about a jury of your peers- I didn't have anything to do with that... this scandal could rock the foundation of our current nitpickery-happy society.
Ponce better have Ike Jones on speed dial.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2010, 12:01:16 PM » |
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How someone could conclude that any of that dialogue comes even close to rising above the level of Simple Banter is beyond me.
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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$1.50
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« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2010, 12:08:25 PM » |
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You should fake puke.
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Nye
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"Y'all got fake poo?"
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« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2010, 12:21:11 PM » |
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You should fake puke.
Seconded... again. |
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Bull
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« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2010, 12:41:01 PM » |
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Turded.
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Corny
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« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2010, 10:31:14 AM » |
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sharded in your pants.
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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homesystem
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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2010, 11:17:48 AM » |
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I'm sure Ponce has still not fake-puked... accountability has just gone down the drain with today's society.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2010, 11:18:15 AM » |
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Prove that I haven't.
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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pnickers
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« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2010, 11:22:13 AM » |
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Prove that you have.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2010, 11:27:15 AM » |
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You supply the time machine, I'll supply the proof
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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pnickers
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« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2010, 11:30:10 AM » |
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Looks like I'll have to find Future Grant to solve this one.
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homesystem
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« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2010, 11:31:18 AM » |
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That's a good question raised by new technologies (like the internet).. originally fake-puking as a penalty for nitpickery was done in a public setting, like being in the stocks.. but how is it completed when the nitpickery occurs online? Clearly the offended party get no retribution out of someone fake-puking in some room by themselves.
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pnickers
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« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2010, 11:48:26 AM » |
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We probably won't be able to get him to fake puke at bowling either.
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Nye
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"Y'all got fake poo?"
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« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2010, 11:53:42 AM » |
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That's a good question raised by new technologies (like the internet).. originally fake-puking as a penalty for nitpickery was done in a public setting, like being in the stocks.. but how is it completed when the nitpickery occurs online? Clearly the offended party get no retribution out of someone fake-puking in some room by themselves.
Two ideas- 1- A picture of the offender holding today's paper while fake puking. 2- Keep a running tally of all offenses and force offender to fake puke at a public venue a corresponding number of times. |
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Gregor
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zort.
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« Reply #52 on: March 23, 2010, 11:56:35 AM » |
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2- Keep a running tally of all offenses and force offender to fake puke at a public venue a corresponding number of times.
FPIOUs? |
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homesystem
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« Reply #53 on: March 23, 2010, 12:02:15 PM » |
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The problem is that nobody's ever been able to get Ponce to fake puke in public.. so he's definitely not gonna follow any online stipulations... he thinks he's above the law.
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #54 on: March 23, 2010, 12:08:11 PM » |
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The problem is that nobody's ever been able to get Ponce to fake puke in public..
That's bullshit. |
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pnickers
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« Reply #55 on: March 23, 2010, 12:24:18 PM » |
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I'm pretty sure that he has fake puked in public on numerous occasions, but since he acquired the services of Ike Jones he's been able evade conviction.
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Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2010, 12:28:13 PM » |
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I can hear Ike 'Johnny Cochran' Razor now:
That puke ain't fake
when crab's on the take...
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Hells Retards - where it's okay to wear the helmet after you get off the bike.
Heeeeeeeey, this isn't the way to Chuckie Cheese!!!
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« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2010, 03:00:33 PM » |
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I'm pretty sure that he has fake puked in public on numerous occasions, but since he acquired the services of Ike Jones he's been able evade conviction.
I'll admit you're right about that.. I stand corrected. If anyone wants to call nitpickery I'll accept it.. but it's probably more of an erroneous statement. |
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Jeebas
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I personally don't subscribe to that hocus-pocus
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« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2010, 08:40:46 AM » |
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Wow the last 10+ posts were highly entertaining! required reading!
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Corny
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« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2010, 07:11:50 AM » |
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How did this go from my fire company selling raffle tickets to help it pay/purchase equipment to fake puke with Ike "Johnny Cochran" Jones? Man, this is too wierd...
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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