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« on: July 25, 2008, 03:06:50 PM » |
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"I'll tell you the truth. I got p---ed because my lawn mower wouldn't start, so I got my shotgun and shot it," Walendowski said to an officer. "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want." http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/25899669.html |
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Tank Decker
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 03:08:46 PM » |
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I never apologize.
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 03:13:28 PM » |
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I thought I was pissed when the mower didn't work. At least I wasn't waving the fucking gun around.
Calmer than he was.
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Jeebas
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I personally don't subscribe to that hocus-pocus
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 03:18:29 PM » |
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If convicted, Walendowski faces up to six years and 90 days behind bars and fines of $11,000.
Alright well thats some crazy shit - shooting your lawnmower b/c it won't start - but 6 years? $11000? c'mon now... maybe make him go to some anger management courses or something... A local lawnmower repairman tells the Journal Sentinel that Walendowski may have trouble fixing the mower noting that anything not factory recommended voids the warranty.
a newspaper... trying to be... funny? |
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 03:19:08 PM » |
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I'm sure it didn't straighten up and fly right after that either.
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 03:26:18 PM » |
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a newspaper... trying to be... funny?
Nah... I'm sure they have a go-to lawnmower repairman for regular consulting... just in case. |
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 03:26:57 PM » |
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Actually the 10,000 dollar fine is for owning a modified .410 shotgun. (just a little shit) He sawed down the barell which is illegal. I'm sure they won't charge him that much though. You can read the acctually police report in the link.
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2011, 02:31:44 PM » |
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Reviving Dead Thread for apropos link: http://www.primantibros.com/jobs/09jobs.htmlDo it ponce! Do it for the future! |
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2011, 02:36:52 PM » |
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Huh? I don't get it?
I get that I think most people here aren't big Primanti Bros. fans, but I don't see any other connection to anything.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2011, 02:37:25 PM » |
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Huh? I don't get it?
Get a job sir! They're hiring. |
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2011, 02:39:13 PM » |
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Yeah... but what made you think of Primanti Bros....?
I could see if you stumbled across a help-wanted for something like the (H)atrix (if that place is even still in business) and posted that.... I could see the joke in that...
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2011, 02:39:48 PM » |
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Yeah... but what made you think of Primanti Bros....
I could see if you stumbled across a help-wanted for something like the (H)atrix (if that place is even still in business) and posted that....
Oh, they posted it on their facebook page. |
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2011, 02:40:26 PM » |
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I take it your a "fan" then?
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2011, 02:43:03 PM » |
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I take it your a "fan" then?
Hells yeah! |
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2011, 02:52:35 PM » |
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Hatrix dead to Ponce, but also dead in general: Matrix Night Club in Pittsburgh’s Station Square closed its doors on Sunday, January 10, 2010. A bright yellow sign posted on the door indicates they shut-down because of the establishment’s "failure to comply with the Allegheny County Alcoholic Beverage Tax". Next to the sign is a notice of Sheriff’s Sale to take place on February 10th, at 10:30am. So, perhaps because Onorato was behind the drink tax, you could loosely extrapolate that Onorato is responsible for the Hatrix closing, therefore bringing Ponce and Onorato closer together. |
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Hells Retards - where it's okay to wear the helmet after you get off the bike.
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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2011, 02:55:18 PM » |
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Hatrix dead to Ponce, but also dead in general: Matrix Night Club in Pittsburgh’s Station Square closed its doors on Sunday, January 10, 2010. A bright yellow sign posted on the door indicates they shut-down because of the establishment’s "failure to comply with the Allegheny County Alcoholic Beverage Tax". Next to the sign is a notice of Sheriff’s Sale to take place on February 10th, at 10:30am. So, perhaps because Onorato was behind the drink tax, you could loosely extrapolate that Onorato is responsible for the Hatrix closing, therefore bringing Ponce and Onorato closer together. If the drink tax was immediately repealed after the sheriffs sale, it would lead one to believe that it was an elaborate ploy to close down the hatrix from day one! |
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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2011, 02:58:21 PM » |
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So, perhaps because Onorato was behind the drink tax, you could loosely extrapolate that Onorato is responsible for the Hatrix closing, therefore bringing Ponce and Onorato closer together.
I don't know about all of that... but I guess it does further prove the saying: "Every dark cloud [drink tax] has a silver lining [Matrix now closed]". If the drink tax was immediately repealed after the sheriffs sale, it would lead one to believe that it was an elaborate ploy to close down the hatrix from day one!
Now if THAT happened... my opinions of Onorato would certainly be much more favorable. |
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