Shoval Manuts
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« on: December 31, 2007, 11:18:45 AM » |
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"In October, a Kansas City man was arrested for possession of a peculiar type of drug paraphernalia: a toad. It turns out smoking dried toad venom is an effective, albeit gnarly, way to get high. The venom, which is secreted by the Sonoran Desert toad when it gets angry or scared, contains a hallucinogen called bufotenine. And if "toad-smoking" sounds unbeatably outlandish, consider sniffing jenkem, i.e., the fumes from fermented human sewage. This recreational drug, which originated in Zambia, is also called butt hash."
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2007, 11:24:27 AM » |
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Wow.
So who's jurisdiction is the first example? The DEA? The EPA (or whatever commission in Kansas oversees animals and such)?
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newefezziwig
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2007, 11:27:37 AM » |
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"All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouth and the fact that the taste continued for several days"
aka Leroy Jenkems, Fruit from the CrackPipe, Shit and Waste
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Jeebas
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I personally don't subscribe to that hocus-pocus
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 11:36:10 AM » |
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good god that was not something to read with a mean hangover...
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homesystem
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 11:40:20 AM » |
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There's so much that's great in there, I don't even know where to begin.
First of all, one of the slang terms for it is 'shit'.
Then there's the fact that 'most' who used it disliked the taste of sewage in their mouths, and the fact that this continued for several days.
Then there's the bulletin's statement that this stuff creates 'strong hallucinations of times past'. What, like fucking Charles Dickens or something?
I just wonder what the sewer robot has to say about all this.
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2007, 12:11:51 PM » |
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His stance probably still remains: "Why was I born with a sense of smell?"
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2007, 02:37:22 PM » |
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So, I guess my idea of bringing raw sewage to Balph tonight is a bad idea after all. I'm glad I checked the forum first.  |
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 02:42:01 PM » |
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Though if you spilled it on the carpet, it wouldn't matter since they're getting new carpets.
On a positive note, our boss is decided to close at 3, so I'm done in 20 minutes.
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homesystem
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2008, 01:23:54 PM » |
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I'd like to revive this thread, because frankly I think it's one of the funniest topics to ever be posted.
I'm even thinking of changing my forums name to Leroy Jenkem.
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2008, 01:32:48 PM » |
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I'm even thinking of changing my forums name to Leroy Jenkem.
Good goals for the new year, I see. |
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Jeebas
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2008, 02:31:56 PM » |
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I'd like to revive this thread, because frankly I think it's one of the funniest topics to ever be posted.
I'm even thinking of changing my forums name to Leroy Jenkem.
do it! do it! |
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2008, 02:34:51 PM » |
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We are also renaming the band from Mr Devious to Fruit of the Crack Pipe.
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2008, 03:27:02 PM » |
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Dumbass... It's "Fruit From Crack Pipe"
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2008, 04:50:13 PM » |
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Well the band is called Fruit of the Crack Pipe. So shut the fuck up.
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 11:04:48 AM » |
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Thats stupid, you're stupid... stupid.
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Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2008, 12:19:10 PM » |
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Where did you spend Christmas Eve?
Wherever it was, it had to be a lot better than the place Robert Schoff found himself in.
The 77-year-old Des Moines, Iowa man began his holiday with a toilet problem. So he went out to his septic tank and tried to remove the clog. Instead, it removed him. The senior lost his balance and fell into the slop, with his head trapped inside and his feet kicking wildly in the air. The 5'5", 135-lbs. man tried yelling for help at the top of his lungs but no one heard him.
He stayed that way for about an hour unable to escape his smelly predicament until his wife began to wonder where her husband disappeared to. Toni Schoff walked by a window, saw his feet emerging from the opening and quickly rushed outside. But even that didn't help. "I saw these kicking feet and ran out, but couldn't get him out," she recalls.
Eventually 911 and fire officials rushed to the scene and pulled him to safety. A long shower followed. "I thought it was the end of my life," he reflects. "Thank God my wife saw me. I don't think I could have stood staying in there much more."
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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2008, 12:43:41 PM » |
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Did they ask him if he got high off the fumes? Cause that guy was in a huge potful of some Leroy Jenkems.
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newefezziwig
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2008, 12:51:19 PM » |
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Did they ask him if he got high off the fumes? Cause that guy was in a huge potful of some Leroy Jenkems.
Could be. BTW wasn't Ike Jones' costume the other son of Martin Sheen? |
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Jeebas
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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2008, 12:59:14 PM » |
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And this - http://www.erowid.org/ask/ask.php?ID=3113The origination of the story was several reports about kids in Zambia inhaling the gasses put off by human waste as an alternative to sniffing glue. We have no knowledge about the accuracy of these reports, but it's certainly possible the kids in Zambia thought it would be funny to make up a story for adult aid workers that they were inhaling sewer gas to get high. And while it is potentially believable that folks in the slums of Africa might resort to such a thing, it stretches the bounds of credulity to believe, without solid documentation, that this is done in the U.S.
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2008, 01:01:27 PM » |
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Well, regardless, it provides some good humor. I don't think that any of us will be victims of the hoax, unless we've been stupid enough to try it. Ok... who tried to make some fruit of the crack pipe?
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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2008, 01:05:59 PM » |
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Could be. BTW wasn't Ike Jones' costume the other son of Martin Sheen?
That's why it's 'kind of like Ike Jones' Halloween Costume'. |
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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2008, 01:22:28 PM » |
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Yeah, my first thought was that they were just huffing the methane, but since I don't know what the effects of huffing methane are (yet) I didn't cry FOUL! (hehe) anyway, i still feel used and dirty. (booo)
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