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« Reply #450 on: May 29, 2009, 08:26:57 AM »

Also if anyone is interested, this is the one item that probably caused the most damage to me in my entire life. I was almost killed by this toy.

http://www.thisoldtoy.com/L_FP_Set/toy-pages/3000s/3006-binoculars.html
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« Reply #451 on: May 29, 2009, 08:28:17 AM »

I think I had those.  I'm not sure though, but they look familiar.
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« Reply #452 on: May 29, 2009, 08:38:18 AM »

Also if anyone is interested, this is the one item that probably caused the most damage to me in my entire life. I was almost killed by this toy.

http://www.thisoldtoy.com/L_FP_Set/toy-pages/3000s/3006-binoculars.html

did you try to look at the sun with them?
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« Reply #453 on: May 29, 2009, 09:09:22 AM »

Actually it involved a swingset, me jumping off of the swing at maximum height, and discovering that the break-away cord didn't break-away too well. I ended up having a nice rope burn mark around my neck hang em' high style for the rest of that year. On the plus side I got my selection of free toys from fisher price.
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« Reply #454 on: May 29, 2009, 11:05:19 AM »

Oh shit, I thought that injury was from the clothes line.
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« Reply #455 on: May 29, 2009, 11:10:41 AM »

I'm assuming the binoculars got entangled in the swings?
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« Reply #456 on: May 29, 2009, 12:11:46 PM »

Yeah somehow they got caught on the chain. So I jumped out and fell, but never really hit the ground. My aunt found me hanging there with my legs dragging on the ground. I may have blacked out, I don't remember anymore.
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« Reply #457 on: May 29, 2009, 12:19:51 PM »

Yeah somehow they got caught on the chain. So I jumped out and fell, but never really hit the ground. My aunt found me hanging there with my legs dragging on the ground. I may have blacked out, I don't remember anymore.

 Good thing that you are 6'7"!
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« Reply #458 on: May 29, 2009, 12:46:50 PM »

I'm 6'8'' and I was like 6.
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« Reply #459 on: May 29, 2009, 02:43:48 PM »

I'm 6'8'' and I was like 6.

I remember that story, if that happened today you'd probably get a big ol' bag of cash.
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« Reply #460 on: June 01, 2009, 11:20:11 AM »

Why the fuck are people so stupid- "God says thou shalt not kill- so I'm gonna kill you".  Maybe this'll make it onto an episode of stories...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/31/AR2009053101181.html?hpid=sec-nation

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« Reply #461 on: June 01, 2009, 11:25:10 AM »

While not this particular instance, I'm sure something along these lines have made it onto one of the L&O series at some point over the years.
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« Reply #462 on: June 01, 2009, 01:53:46 PM »

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But Randall Terry, founder of Operation Rescue, called Tiller "a mass murderer" and added: "We grieve for him that he did not have time to properly prepare his soul to face God."
This guy has quite a rapsheet of being a hypocritical conservative religious fanatic. Here specifically is his whole quote in response to that murder -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Terry#Response_to_the_Tiller_murder

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When Kansas obstetrician George Tiller was assassinated while serving as an usher in his Wichita church on the morning of May 31, 2009, Terry immediately issued a statement which failed to condemn the fatal shooting and which justified the invasion of abortion providers' churches. This is the entire text of Terry's statement:

    George Tiller was a mass-murderer. We grieve for him that he did not have time to properly prepare his soul to face God. I am more concerned that the Obama Administration will use Tiller's killing to intimidate pro-lifers into surrendering our most effective rhetoric and actions. Abortion is still murder. And we still must call abortion by its proper name; murder.

    Those men and women who slaughter the unborn are murderers according to the Law of God. We must continue to expose them in our communities and peacefully protest them at their offices and homes, and yes, even their churches.

The next day Terry released a video in which he called President Barack Obama and pro-choice politicians child killers, and described Dr. Tiller as a mass murderer who "reaped what he sowed." He voiced regret that Tiller wasn't able to "get things right with his maker" and that it was unfortunate that he didn't get a "trial of a jury of his peers and to have a proper execution."

And here's his crazy group - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Rescue/Operation_Save_America

Its people like this wingnut that make it almost shameful to say that I'm Christian, much less a Catholic (though this nutjob "converted" back in 2006 - I dunno what priest in his right mind allowed this goon to be any kind of standard bearer for Catholicism). If he ever came to my church, I would crucify him (literally)
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« Reply #463 on: June 01, 2009, 02:07:11 PM »

Murderers murdering murderers should be murdered by murdering murderers... murder.
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« Reply #464 on: June 01, 2009, 02:13:10 PM »

Then there's this guy
http://washingtonindependent.com/45075/tom-tancredo-and-the-n-word
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« Reply #465 on: June 01, 2009, 02:20:35 PM »

wow...
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« Reply #466 on: June 12, 2009, 11:31:19 AM »

http://blogs.zdnet.com/BTL/?p=19675

Looks like Uncle Same wants a cut of the "benefit" of having a work cell phone (currently not an issue for me personally)
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« Reply #467 on: June 12, 2009, 11:36:12 AM »

Fuck that shit - my company makes me carry the fucking thing and puts me on call.  Talk about kicking a man when he's down.
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« Reply #468 on: June 24, 2009, 10:05:43 AM »

Not that I care much what goes on in that state, but it will be interesting to hear what kind of shit is spun to explain what the fuck this guy was up to.

http://kdka.com/national/mark.sanford.disappearance.2.1057514.html
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« Reply #469 on: June 24, 2009, 11:10:31 AM »

Not that I care much what goes on in that state, but it will be interesting to hear what kind of shit is spun to explain what the fuck this guy was up to.

http://kdka.com/national/mark.sanford.disappearance.2.1057514.html
He was obviously down in Argentina spending the bailout money that he supposedly refused from the federal government.
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« Reply #470 on: June 24, 2009, 03:32:02 PM »

Not that I care much what goes on in that state, but it will be interesting to hear what kind of shit is spun to explain what the fuck this guy was up to.

http://kdka.com/national/mark.sanford.disappearance.2.1057514.html

a lot of miles to go for a piece on the side
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/24/south.carolina.governor/index.html
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« Reply #471 on: June 24, 2009, 03:38:03 PM »

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« Reply #472 on: June 24, 2009, 03:39:37 PM »

Not that I care much what goes on in that state, but it will be interesting to hear what kind of shit is spun to explain what the fuck this guy was up to.

http://kdka.com/national/mark.sanford.disappearance.2.1057514.html

a lot of miles to go for a piece on the side
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/24/south.carolina.governor/index.html

That's just a cover story, he really went far out into a rural area and murdered a whole village.
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« Reply #473 on: June 24, 2009, 06:26:25 PM »

Not that I care much what goes on in that state, but it will be interesting to hear what kind of shit is spun to explain what the fuck this guy was up to.

http://kdka.com/national/mark.sanford.disappearance.2.1057514.html

a lot of miles to go for a piece on the side
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/24/south.carolina.governor/index.html

I'd be willing to put money on his latin lover being a dude. 
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« Reply #474 on: June 24, 2009, 07:42:45 PM »

Not that I care much what goes on in that state, but it will be interesting to hear what kind of shit is spun to explain what the fuck this guy was up to.

http://kdka.com/national/mark.sanford.disappearance.2.1057514.html

a lot of miles to go for a piece on the side
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/24/south.carolina.governor/index.html

I'd be willing to put money on his latin lover being a dude. 

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« Reply #475 on: June 25, 2009, 06:59:34 AM »

Not that I care much what goes on in that state, but it will be interesting to hear what kind of shit is spun to explain what the fuck this guy was up to.

http://kdka.com/national/mark.sanford.disappearance.2.1057514.html

a lot of miles to go for a piece on the side
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/24/south.carolina.governor/index.html

I'd be willing to put money on his latin lover being a dude. 

I'd be willing to put money on YOUR latin lover being a dude.
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« Reply #476 on: June 25, 2009, 07:04:59 AM »

rollin in it?
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« Reply #477 on: June 25, 2009, 12:25:17 PM »

Well, as it turns out, it's apparently some lady named Maria.  Glad I didn't put money on it. 
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« Reply #478 on: June 25, 2009, 04:34:50 PM »

Well, as it turns out, it's apparently some lady with a dick named Maria.  Glad I didn't put money on it. 

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« Reply #479 on: July 14, 2009, 02:35:21 PM »

So, bad enough they came up with the stupid color system in the first place, but now we need to revisit it with a 17 member task force.  Fuckin' idiots.  I mean, c'mon, are we ever really going to be at green or blue?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2009-07-14-terror-alert-system_N.htm
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