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Tank Decker
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« on: December 22, 2009, 03:05:06 PM »

Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome,
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn.

He’s makin’ a list,
He’s checkin’ it aht,
He’s gonna find aht who’s nebby an ‘at,
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn.

He knows if yinz is a jagoff,
He can see inside yinz haus,
He knows if yinz been workin’ hard,
Or just sittin’ on yur caach (caach, caach, caach).

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle All the Way...
Lookin' from Mahnt Worshington,
Down where the Stillers.....are at. (Aw, C'mon guys...)

Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome.
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn!…..

He sees yinz on the Nor'side
In 'Sliberty and Sahside, too.
He don't want yinz to be ascared
Just do what yer asposed ta do. (Doo Doo Doo)

Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome.
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn!

 

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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 04:58:29 PM »

Bravo!
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 09:13:23 AM »

I just discovered yesterday that we're closed tomorrow.
That's frickin' awesome.
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 09:17:26 AM »

I just discovered yesterday that we're closed tomorrow.
That's frickin' awesome.

Do you mean yesterday's "tomorrow", which would be today?
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 09:22:19 AM »

No.
I would've used quotes to imply that: (I just discovered yesterday that "We're closed tomorrow")

As we were open last X-mas Eve, I had assumed that was the case again this year.... But, hot damn, it ain't!
Sweet.
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 09:22:53 AM »

I just discovered yesterday that we're closed tomorrow.
That's frickin' awesome.

Do you mean yesterday's "tomorrow", which would be today?


Shit, the calender almost "stumped" Ponce
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 09:24:54 AM »

No.
I would've used quotes to imply that: (I just discovered yesterday that "We're closed tomorrow")

As we were open last X-mas Eve, I had assumed that was the case again this year.... But, hot damn, it ain't!
Sweet.

Excellent clarification. Thank you. Hot damn indeed.™
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 11:45:31 AM »

Liz doesn't have to work again until Jan 4th. No such luck for me. I'll probably be doing tax shit from home on christmas day.
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 11:53:05 AM »

I'll probably be doing tax shit from home on christmas day.

Yeah, but that's, like, your Christmas present, and you love it.
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 12:04:24 PM »

It does give me a good excuse to sit in the basement and watch the Meineke Car Care Bowl on Boxing Day.
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 12:44:54 PM »

No.
I would've used quotes to imply that: (I just discovered yesterday that "We're closed tomorrow")

As we were open last X-mas Eve, I had assumed that was the case again this year.... But, hot damn, it ain't!
Sweet.

I'd just like to point out that this is some convoluted bullshit.
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 12:45:50 PM »

It does give me a good excuse to sit in the basement and watch the Meineke Car Care Bowl on Boxing Day.

Fuck Yeah. I'm watching that shit.
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 05:18:52 PM »

Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome,
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn.

He’s makin’ a list,
He’s checkin’ it aht,
He’s gonna find aht who’s nebby an ‘at,
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn.

He knows if yinz is a jagoff,
He can see inside yinz haus,
He knows if yinz been workin’ hard,
Or just sittin’ on yur caach (caach, caach, caach).

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle All the Way...
Lookin' from Mahnt Worshington,
Down where the Stillers.....are at. (Aw, C'mon guys...)

Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome.
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn!…..

He sees yinz on the Nor'side
In 'Sliberty and Sahside, too.
He don't want yinz to be ascared
Just do what yer asposed ta do. (Doo Doo Doo)

Yinz better watch aht,
Yinz better not paht,
Yinz better not cry,
I’m tellin yinz hauscome.
Santa Claus is comin’ dahntahn!

 



This reminds me of an all-time great t-shirt that I saw in the strip during Ben's rookie season that said "RoethlisClaus is goin' dahntahn"- I'm sure you can picture what the graphic was like.  I regret to this day that I didn't buy it.
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 05:19:51 PM »

Damn.
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« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2009, 12:27:53 PM »

Double Damn!
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2009, 02:14:27 AM »

damn damn
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« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2009, 09:15:16 AM »

Is anyone going anywhere to watch the Meineke Car Care Bowl? Give me a call if people are going to Sidelines or the like.
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« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2009, 03:42:31 PM »

I think Ponce and I might head down to the Lines- since we can't watch it at home.
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