Monce sighting?

[Tank Decker]

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[Nye]

That would have been too much effort for Monce, he would have just slept in as long as possible.

If it was my kid, i'd just cut the sheet off and send that little jackass to school with a piece of sheet stuck to his hand.

[pnickers]

Or a sawed off chunk of wood, depending upon which part of the bed he glued himself to. 

[homesystem]

Or made him drink a bunch of tequila... that'd teach him.

[newefezziwig]

That kid was trying to masturbate and couldn't read the label that it was actually glue.  They made that story up to save him the embarrassment on the playground.

[Jeebas]

Yeah I don't think it would have been "such a fuss" if he glued himself to the sheet part of the bed, he definitely must've glued himself to the frame. what was he gonna do when he had to piss, or shit, or eat? Not a very good plan.

[Tha_Professa]

They must not school them too well down there in Mexico.