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« on: February 07, 2008, 06:16:58 PM »

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 07:38:24 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 09:12:43 AM »

I got 33 but I think I might dispute that.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2008, 09:16:10 AM »

Well... there is only one way to really find out.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 09:18:20 AM »

Its a pretty in-depth survey.  Including the question "would you be willing to pick up a kid and use him as a battering ram" or something like that.
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 09:33:23 AM »

I don't know what a fight like this would do to my certified non-abuser of childern  certificates...At least I know I COULD NOT use a passed out child as a weapon... That has to qualify for something...but eye-gauging, can't promise them kids anything!
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2008, 09:37:34 AM »

And if the child was NOT passed out...?  Would that make for an acceptable weapon?
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 09:43:03 AM »

That is a question for the ages...
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2008, 10:10:02 AM »

I would use my height to my advantage, every kid that comes near me is getting his head grabbed and receiving a giant knee to the face. This wil require less work then kicking or punching and I wouldn't have to lift my knee to high; which is good since I won't have to worry about getting tired.
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 10:12:54 AM »

I would use my height to my advantage, every kid that comes near me is getting his head grabbed and receiving a giant knee to the face. This wil require less work then kicking or punching and I wouldn't have to lift my knee to high; which is good since I won't have to worry about getting tired.
I still think that eventually they would overtake you
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2008, 10:14:10 AM »

Yes eventually... that's why I'm trying to save energy so I can last longer and take out as many as possible.
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 10:15:04 AM »

And if the child was NOT passed out...?  Would that make for an acceptable weapon?
nice job on the 500+ post count btw
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2008, 10:21:30 AM »

I would use my height to my advantage, every kid that comes near me is getting his head grabbed and receiving a giant knee to the face. This wil require less work then kicking or punching and I wouldn't have to lift my knee to high; which is good since I won't have to worry about getting tired.

That would open you up to their most effective attack, the finger bite... I think the best bet would be to knock one out as soon as possible and throw him/her at the biggest group, keep your distance as much as possible and you'll out last them by the dozen!
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2008, 10:21:38 AM »

mine came up 25 btw...
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2008, 10:21:50 AM »

nice job on the 500+ post count btw

Yeah.... I'm freakin' awesome.  I'm too cool for school.
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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2008, 10:26:14 AM »

nice job on the 500+ post count btw

Yeah.... I'm freakin' awesome.  I'm too cool for school.
or working, judging by your post count
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2008, 04:03:19 PM »

I can take down 28 kids. Not bad.


But if I was Chuck Norris I would roundhouse kick myself back in time to 5 years ago and punch expecting mothers in the stomach causing abortions and beating the kids at their own game! HA!!!
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