Piney Island House Groceries

[Kimbot]

To save money and kitchen space, I thought we might want to make up a menu, and then me and Steve could go to Fresh Pride (Meatland) when we first got there and pick up groceries for the house and everyone could just pay us back.  I figured we could get enough for all 7 of us to have basic breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the week for around $250.00 or $35.00 apiece (I'm estimating).  For example:
Saturday--everyone's on their own.
Sunday--hamburgers, hotdogs, and macaroni and cheese
Monday--steaks and green beans and potatoes
Tuesday--crabs, fish, and corn on the cob
Wednesday--wedding
Thursday--fish, chicken, and beef tacos
Friday--fish and shrimp
Saturday--we leave
And we could get lunchmeat, PB&J, bread, chips, pop, granola bars, milk, and cereal for breakfast and lunches.  I'm open for meal suggestions, I just thought these would be easy options. 

[Jeebas]

To save money and kitchen space, I thought we might want to make up a menu, and then me and Steve could go to Fresh Pride (Meatland) when we first got there and pick up groceries for the house and everyone could just pay us back.  I figured we could get enough for all 7 of us to have basic breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the week for around $250.00 or $35.00 apiece (I'm estimating).  For example:
Saturday--everyone's on their own.
Sunday--hamburgers, hotdogs, and macaroni and cheese
Monday--steaks and green beans and potatoes
Tuesday--crabs, fish, and corn on the cob
Wednesday--wedding
Thursday--fish, chicken, and beef tacos
Friday--fish and shrimp
Saturday--we leave
And we could get lunchmeat, PB&J, bread, chips, pop, granola bars, milk, and cereal for breakfast and lunches.  I'm open for meal suggestions, I just thought these would be easy options. 

Who's the 7th person in the house?

[Shoval Manuts]

No Pizza Boat Friday?  This trip sucks!

[$1.50]

Can Ponce have chili and mashed potatoes instead of Mac and Cheese?

[Tha_Professa]

Yeah... I'll probably just roll down there with some food stuffs from up here (where shit is cheaper), possibly supplemented some stuff from down there, and play it more "by ear" for the week.

[pnickers]

Who's Steve? 

[Gregor]

I think she meant "Stephen".

[Tank Decker]

Who's Steve? 

Pahhrs

[Bull]

So  how many hungry mans are you taking with you Ponce? lol

[Kimbot]

If you want pizza boats, we can make pizza boats.    Ponce, I was also planning on doing some shopping in Pittsburgh to save money.  The 7 people include Sean, Sarah, Steve, me, Ike, Cassie, and Ponce.  Any more questions?

[Jeebas]

If you want pizza boats, we can make pizza boats.    Ponce, I was also planning on doing some shopping in Pittsburgh to save money.  The 7 people include Sean, Sarah, Steve, me, Ike, Cassie, and Ponce.  Any more questions?

Who does #2 work for?

[Tha_Professa]

So  how many hungry mans are you taking with you Ponce? lol

A million!

I actually still have one in my freezer... but I think it expires before summer comes along.

[Kimbot]

I guess we could make mashed potatoes as a side, and Ponce can do whatever he wants with them.

[newefezziwig]

Mexicorn

[Gregor]

we could make mashed potatoes as a side, and Ponce can do whatever he wants with them.

gross.

[Shoval Manuts]

So  how many hungry mans are you taking with you Ponce? lol

A million!

I actually still have one in my freezer... but I think it expires before summer comes along.

Yesterday, I actually just finished the last of those Johnsonville Brats that Nye left there last summer.

[Kimbot]

To save money and kitchen space, I thought we might want to make up a menu, and then me and Steve could go to Fresh Pride (Meatland) when we first got there and pick up groceries for the house and everyone could just pay us back.  I figured we could get enough for all 7 of us to have basic breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the week for around $250.00 or $35.00 apiece (I'm estimating).  For example:
Saturday--everyone's on their own.
Sunday--hamburgers, hotdogs, and macaroni and cheese
Monday--steaks and green beans and potatoes
Tuesday--crabs, fish, and corn on the cob
Wednesday--wedding
Thursday--fish, chicken, and beef tacos
Friday--fish and shrimp
Saturday--we leave
And we could get lunchmeat, PB&J, bread, chips, pop, granola bars, milk, and cereal for breakfast and lunches.  I'm open for meal suggestions, I just thought these would be easy options. 

Back to the question at hand, do you guys want to try this?  And do you have any suggestions for the menu (I'm not on board with adding chili and mashed potatoes).

[Bull]

I want shit on a shingle saturday!

[Tha_Professa]

(I'm not on board with adding chili and mashed potatoes).

But I bet you ARE on board with adding shit with CHEESE!

Goddamn discrimination, if you ask me!

[Tha_Professa]

Trying to plan a "menu" this far in advance might even give Nick a "planning" run for his money.

[homesystem]

Trying to plan a "menu" this far in advance might even give Nick a "planning" run for his money.

I think you're giving quotes a run for their "money".

[Bull]

As Paco would say, "that's check in the mail".

[$1.50]

I want shit on a shingle saturday!

+1 boo point for taking this to absurd level

[Bull]

At Bruce's place you get filet mignon, prime rib, lobster and all you can eat shrimp everyday!

[Shoval Manuts]

Methinks Kim will learn a valuable lesson resulting in a donkey in the water. 

The story is about a miller and his son who were driving their donkey to market. They had not gone far when some girls saw them and broke out laughing. "Look!" they cried. "Look at those fools! How silly they are to be trudging along on foot when the donkey might be carrying one of them on his back."

This seemed to make sense, so the father lifted his son onto the donkey and walked along contentedly by his side. They trod on for a while until they met an old man who spoke to the son scornfully. "You should be ashamed of yourself, you lazy rascal. What do you mean by riding when your poor old father has to walk? It shows that no one respects age anymore. The least you can do is get down and let your father rest his old bones." Red faced with shame, the son got down and made his father get onto the donkey's back.

They had gone only a little further when they met a group of young fellows who mocked them. "What a cruel old man!" jeered one of the fellows. "There he sits, selfish and comfortable, while the poor boy has to stumble along the dusty road to keep up with him."

So the father lifted his son up, and the two of them rode along. However, before they reached the market, a townsman stopped them. "Have you no feeling for dumb creatures?" he shouted. "The way you load that little animal is a crime. You two men are better able to carry the poor little beast than he you!"

Wanting to do the right thing, the miller and his son got off the donkey, tied his legs together, slung him on a pole, and carried him on their shoulders. When people saw this spectacle, they laughed so loudly that the donkey was frightened. The animal kicked through the cords that bound him, fell off the pole into the river and drowned.

The moral of this story is, "He who tries to please everybody pleases nobody."

[Shoval Manuts]

At Bruce's place you get filet mignon, prime rib, lobster and all you can eat shrimp everyday!

Shit - looks like I'm eating at Bruce's place and then going into food coma on Piney Island.

[homesystem]

At #2 Piney Island we're just going to eat whatever's in the trash of #1 Piney Island.  We're also going to use #1 Piney Island's grill.  To grill trash.

[newefezziwig]

Methinks Kim will learn a valuable lesson resulting in a donkey in the water. 

The story is about a miller and his son who were driving their donkey to market. They had not gone far when some girls saw them and broke out laughing. "Look!" they cried. "Look at those fools! How silly they are to be trudging along on foot when the donkey might be carrying one of them on his back."

This seemed to make sense, so the father lifted his son onto the donkey and walked along contentedly by his side. They trod on for a while until they met an old man who spoke to the son scornfully. "You should be ashamed of yourself, you lazy rascal. What do you mean by riding when your poor old father has to walk? It shows that no one respects age anymore. The least you can do is get down and let your father rest his old bones." Red faced with shame, the son got down and made his father get onto the donkey's back.

They had gone only a little further when they met a group of young fellows who mocked them. "What a cruel old man!" jeered one of the fellows. "There he sits, selfish and comfortable, while the poor boy has to stumble along the dusty road to keep up with him."

So the father lifted his son up, and the two of them rode along. However, before they reached the market, a townsman stopped them. "Have you no feeling for dumb creatures?" he shouted. "The way you load that little animal is a crime. You two men are better able to carry the poor little beast than he you!"

Wanting to do the right thing, the miller and his son got off the donkey, tied his legs together, slung him on a pole, and carried him on their shoulders. When people saw this spectacle, they laughed so loudly that the donkey was frightened. The animal kicked through the cords that bound him, fell off the pole into the river and drowned.

The moral of this story is, "He who tries to please everybody pleases nobody."

I was convinced until reading every single word that this would somehow be a dirty joke.

[newefezziwig]

At #2 Piney Island we're just going to eat whatever's in the trash of #1 Piney Island.  We're also going to use #1 Piney Island's grill.  To grill trash.

Don't forget to bring your wifebeaters

[Tank Decker]

At #2 Piney Island we're just going to eat whatever's in the trash of #1 Piney Island.  We're also going to use #1 Piney Island's grill.  To grill trash.

Don't forget to bring your wifebeaters

and Grant. For a totally memorable experience, or if you really want to piss off your neighbors, don't forget to take Grant with you