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« on: January 23, 2008, 11:13:43 AM »

Hey I didn't have all of you folks's email addresses, so if you're interested here's the info for Tombstone's baby registry --
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Hi guys!
We've finally managed to put together our registry--I know several of you have been asking about it!

We went ahead and registered with Target, and have also placed a few specialty items in a registry at Amazon.com. Our Target registry is available online at http://www.target.com/gp/registry/babyreg.html or visit the registry kiosk at any Target store. The Amazon list can be accessed by searching either of our names from the baby registry at Amazon.com

Thanks for all the well-wishes and prayers you've already sent our way.
Love,

Nick Michaels and Kathryn McCabe

You can see and shop from the parents' Registry online at Target.com:
http://www.target.com/gp/registry/HIBJPKEXYYMQ
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 11:19:48 AM »

So I'm taking this casual use of the name to mean that it's final.. your son's name will be Tombstone.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 11:24:57 AM »

So once Tombstone is all growed up, will the bottle warmer become daddy's cold weather junk warmer?
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 11:37:17 AM »

I don't know how much "fun" or how much of a "toy" a Fisher-Price Waterfall Soother is.
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 11:43:06 AM »

The only thing a baby needs is a bottle of whiskey and a switch blade... so where you want me to send them?
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2008, 11:54:15 AM »

The only thing a baby needs is a bottle of whiskey and a switch blade... so where you want me to send them?

I miss my first switchblade....
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2008, 12:09:33 PM »

Can you buy switchblades online in NY? In PA you can only get them from a registered dealer, so if you can I'm having some switchblades shipped to your house.
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2008, 12:27:18 PM »

Yeah, but you have to order one for me as my price, oh and one for tombstone.
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2008, 12:30:24 PM »

This is all very heartwarming.
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2008, 01:23:07 PM »

This is all very heartwarming.
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2008, 03:31:21 PM »

My idea of heaven:

When you go to McDonalds and order six chicken mcnuggets, and they give you 7 and a switchblade.
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2008, 03:39:15 PM »

And your idea of hell?
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2008, 03:41:16 PM »

What about the McRib? Where does that fit in to your idead of heaven?
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2008, 03:52:19 PM »

As for Nye's post edit... instead of changing 5-6 nuggets to 6-7, he could've stuck with 5/6 and changed McNuggets to just "nuggets" and "McDonalds" to Wendy's.
Though Wendy's ain't never gonna have no McRib.
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2008, 04:12:27 PM »

As for Nye's post edit... instead of changing 5-6 nuggets to 6-7, he could've stuck with 5/6 and changed McNuggets to just "nuggets" and "McDonalds" to Wendy's.
Though Wendy's ain't never gonna have no McRib.


Shut the fuck up, you retarded retard.
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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 04:35:16 PM »

As for Nye's post edit... instead of changing 5-6 nuggets to 6-7, he could've stuck with 5/6 and changed McNuggets to just "nuggets" and "McDonalds" to Wendy's.
True...
Though Wendy's ain't never gonna have no McRib.
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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 04:36:04 PM »

As for Nye's post edit... instead of changing 5-6 nuggets to 6-7, he could've stuck with 5/6 and changed McNuggets to just "nuggets" and "McDonalds" to Wendy's.
Though Wendy's ain't never gonna have no McRib.


Shut the fuck up, you retarded retard.
Would that be a Double Entendre...?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2008, 04:46:01 PM »

No, that would just be your standard double retard. 
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« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2008, 04:59:42 PM »

No, that would just be your standard double retard. 
Double Entendretard?
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« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2008, 05:10:07 PM »

No, that would just be your standard double retard. 

Is that like a Single Premium Cracker?
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« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2008, 05:14:51 PM »

No, more like a lonely yard ape.
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« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2008, 05:40:05 PM »

Wow.... this thread has really gone to shit... and right quick.
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2008, 10:32:06 AM »

My idea of heaven:

When you go to McDonalds and order six chicken mcnuggets, and they give you 7 and a switchblade.

Thats from Wunder Shozen, it's the little kids who are say what their idea of heaven is, and one kid says that and a little later different kid says,

"7 and a switchblade" as if that were a common mistake.
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2008, 12:59:58 PM »

as if that were a common mistake.

It's not?
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