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« Reply #90 on: April 19, 2011, 03:42:10 PM »

Coudersport... worthy adversary of the Ridgway Elkers.
Basically the forefront of cow semen production
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« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2011, 04:15:06 PM »

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Coudersport... worthy adversary of the Ridgway Elkers.

Basically the forefront of cow semen production

There's a Bull joke in there somewhere, I'm just too disturbed to try to figure it out. 
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« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2011, 07:12:43 PM »

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Coudersport... worthy adversary of the Ridgway Elkers.

Basically the forefront of cow semen production

There's a Bull joke in there somewhere, I'm just too disturbed to try to figure it out. 

Bull, the cat is out of the bag, we know you're starting to build your army of bull clones and that your first target is Ridgway.
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« Reply #93 on: June 14, 2011, 12:35:14 PM »

http://hosted2.ap.org/PAGRE/66bc2f9a3d2c4fefb75ef3e307414255/Article_2011-06-13-Groundskeeping%20Sheep/id-c0c87e53bac64567b1ff1b16671d8689

I guess if it saves on tax dollars.... well, why not.
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« Reply #94 on: June 14, 2011, 03:07:07 PM »


Sure, they're saving some money- but they're opening themselves up to a bunch of farmer/redneck jokes.
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« Reply #95 on: June 15, 2011, 03:20:07 PM »

Well, looks like Ponce has at least one reason to love this state right now. 

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/11166/1153932-100.stm
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« Reply #96 on: June 15, 2011, 05:25:05 PM »

Actually... From what I've read on the state site, that applies to a different set of unemployment benefits.
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« Reply #97 on: June 16, 2011, 07:49:48 AM »

Actually... From what I've read on the state site, that applies to a different set of unemployment benefits.

So....do you have to get a job now?
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« Reply #98 on: June 16, 2011, 07:52:00 AM »

No more suckling at the government tit?
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« Reply #99 on: June 16, 2011, 10:41:28 AM »

Eventually....
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« Reply #100 on: June 16, 2011, 01:09:27 PM »

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« Reply #101 on: June 27, 2011, 11:59:03 AM »

Awesome work, mysterious sticker maker. 

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/11178/1156490-503.stm
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« Reply #102 on: June 27, 2011, 12:29:09 PM »

Awesome work, mysterious sticker maker. 

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/11178/1156490-503.stm

I think it's funny that people thought it was real...
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« Reply #103 on: June 27, 2011, 02:33:06 PM »

I wonder if anybody tried to light the water on fire...
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« Reply #104 on: June 27, 2011, 03:17:28 PM »

I wonder if anybody tried to light the water on fire...

Shit I only have a lighter, do you have a match?

Lol
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« Reply #105 on: June 30, 2011, 03:38:35 PM »

Actually... From what I've read on the state site, that applies to a different set of unemployment benefits.

So....do you have to get a job now?
Danika's benefits just ran out.. apparently she was on "tier IV" of Federal extension, which PA residents no longer qualify for now that unemployment has dipped to 9% or some shit.. it is the most confusing system on the planet
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« Reply #106 on: June 30, 2011, 03:39:56 PM »

Yeah it is.
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« Reply #107 on: June 30, 2011, 03:50:56 PM »

Yeah it is.

So, you have to get a job now? 
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« Reply #108 on: June 30, 2011, 03:53:50 PM »

I've only started Tier 2 a couple of weeks ago. 
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« Reply #109 on: June 30, 2011, 04:53:22 PM »

I've only started Tier 2 a couple of weeks ago. 

Get a job sir!
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« Reply #110 on: July 12, 2011, 09:57:46 AM »

http://www.wtae.com/news/28515345/detail.html

A) I wonder what was on TV that was so bad that the channel "needed" changed. Cause there is a lot of shit on TV.

B) Sounds like it would have been a good night to do the drinking at the bar @ Ligonier Beach instead.
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« Reply #111 on: July 12, 2011, 10:46:45 AM »

Looks like Ligonier's turning into the goddam wild west (east).
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« Reply #112 on: August 02, 2011, 12:16:01 PM »

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/11214/1164626-100.stm

Might not be as neat as walking across the old bridge, but it would still be interesting to see...
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« Reply #113 on: August 02, 2011, 02:46:49 PM »

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/11214/1164626-100.stm

Might not be as neat as walking across the old bridge, but it would still be interesting to see...

I'm still waiting for the Davis Ave Bridge Observation Deck...
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« Reply #114 on: August 02, 2011, 02:51:53 PM »

Look at the house where Ishbu grew up?
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« Reply #115 on: August 15, 2011, 10:57:45 AM »

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/westmoreland/s_751554.html

They never had this shit when I was living out in Acme... but I would've checked it out.  (Even though it might not really be all that good, it's only a couple of miles down the hill)
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« Reply #116 on: August 15, 2011, 11:54:30 AM »

Are they going to assemble UFO parts?  That might make it worth going to the festival. 
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« Reply #117 on: August 18, 2011, 09:23:13 AM »

Further proof that PA is turning into a modern day Deadwood w/ this whole gas boom (boom) thing, and Corbett is Al Swearengen:
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11230/1168118-454.stm

"Maybe these guys are gentlemen that just spread sexually transmitted diseases, I don't know."
".. Corbett administration downplays impacts created by drilling. Among other things, he suggested the influx of drilling hands has led to the spread of sexually transmitted disease 'amongst the womenfolk.'"
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« Reply #118 on: August 18, 2011, 11:14:09 AM »

Further proof that PA is turning into a modern day Deadwood w/ this whole gas boom (boom) thing, and Corbett is Al Swearengen:
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11230/1168118-454.stm

"Maybe these guys are gentlemen that just spread sexually transmitted diseases, I don't know."
".. Corbett administration downplays impacts created by drilling. Among other things, he suggested the influx of drilling hands has led to the spread of sexually transmitted disease 'amongst the womenfolk.'"

I like to think that people around the gas wells are just more sexually active since the lewd images of the drills and pumps around them are stimulating their Unconscious mind and making them randy.
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« Reply #119 on: August 18, 2011, 12:54:58 PM »

Further proof that PA is turning into a modern day Deadwood w/ this whole gas boom (boom) thing, and Corbett is Al Swearengen:
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11230/1168118-454.stm

"Maybe these guys are gentlemen that just spread sexually transmitted diseases, I don't know."
".. Corbett administration downplays impacts created by drilling. Among other things, he suggested the influx of drilling hands has led to the spread of sexually transmitted disease 'amongst the womenfolk.'"

I like to think that people around the gas wells are just more sexually active since the lewd images of the drills and pumps around them are stimulating their Unconscious mind and making them randy.

Here in 'merica we say horny.
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