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« on: September 24, 2008, 01:17:12 PM »

Started a new thread, over 25 pages will start make things crap out...

While I don't much care about the educational system in Pittsburgh, I kind of thought this was pathetic.

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/08266/914029-298.stm

Why set a minimum of just 50%??  Set a minimum of 80% (Hell, even 99%) and we'll have (or at least we can "say") we have the smartest kids anywhere!
This is exactly what they were trying to start at my old high school in VA & it was met with a very similar response. Pretty ridiculous. I can *almost* buy into what they say about giving kids a fair shake to raise their grade, except that the ones who are scoring 20 & 30% don't give a shit about raising their grades. If they did, they wouldn't be getting 20s & 30s. Meanwhile, they're being handed 50 points for free that everyone else had to earn. Admin tries to put the "we're doing what's best for the children" spin on it, but it's really a strategy to make their district appear better on paper. Sorry for the teacher rant. The end. 

Its all a pretty pathetic attempt at administrators trying to not lose their jobs
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 03:13:14 PM »

No it's part of the wussification of America, you can't insult or make anyone feel bad. It's stupid. Everyone is so worried about offending someone or worrying about each others feelings.... makes me sick.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 08:01:32 AM »

Some bullshit to (try to) watch out for.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08269/914753-147.stm
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 08:55:06 AM »

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The downside: The system will not produce a reading if more than one car enters the timing zone at the same time.

So when in these suburbs, only speed during rush hour...
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 12:02:31 PM »

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"When it gets you, it gets you," said Sgt. Kirke McLain, of the Bethel Park police. "It's a very accurate machine."

And when it doesn't get you... well shit.
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 12:07:12 PM »

So if my car is all red, or covered in mirrors they won't catch me.
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2008, 08:02:06 AM »

I thought this story was kind of funny.
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/breaking/s_590785.html

Imagine just chillin at home and the police bang on your door to ask "Did you make a bet with THIS man??"
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2008, 10:01:58 AM »

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"The officer saw that he was obviously intoxicated,"

YOU'RE obviously intoxicated!!
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2008, 10:21:52 AM »

No You that's it let's go!
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2008, 09:22:47 AM »

List of bars that have been collecting, but not turning over, the Onorato tax money

http://www.alleghenycounty.us/treasure/AlcoholTax/Delinquent-Weblist.pdf

Noted places such as Drinks have been adding the tax, but so far appear to be keeping it.
Even bigger places like Mr. Smalls', and of course I'm not surprised that the Hatrix would pull that shit.
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2008, 10:07:44 AM »

I bet that the majority of those bars have bowling machines
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2008, 10:16:47 AM »

If the "Money Pitt" in McKees Rocks doesn't have one, then I don't know who would. 
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 09:43:56 AM »

Yeah...now my department gets to deal with this. 

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/08277/917087-114.stm

It's worth it for the picture alone.  How did this make front page news? 
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2008, 09:46:23 AM »

HAHA
That's funny.
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 10:19:06 AM »

That's the look of a woman who won't think twice before stabbing the next monkey she comes in contact with.
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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2008, 11:20:49 AM »


It's worth it for the picture alone. 

Yeah, no shit... I mean that lady already looks like Dr. Zayas (or however you spell it) from Planet of the Apes, and then she goes and gets bit by a monkey.  Ah, the irony.
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2008, 11:24:34 AM »

Maybe that's the aftereffects of the virus monkey bite?  Could 28 days later be starting in Pittsburgh? 

Sean, that's your cue to go hide in your zombie fortress. 
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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2008, 11:59:34 AM »

No way- it's not the beginning of a zombie movie- it's the beginning of Plant of the Apes.  This lady is just the first of the super-intelligent apes.  However, a zombie fortress would still be useful in the warfare that is sure to follow.
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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2008, 12:22:34 PM »

Friend of Jenne Russo's art (or something) blog... Teaser: Involves Mr. Ravenstahl.

http://garbella.wordpress.com/
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« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2008, 08:19:30 AM »

[sarcasm]Good to see the city is on the ball as usual. [/sarcasm]

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/08282/918264-100.stm
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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2008, 08:35:53 AM »

[sarcasm]Good to see the city is on the ball as usual. [/sarcasm]

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/08282/918264-100.stm

So he's basically asking them to pay benefits while he is out for some non-work-related disability - that he won't publicly discuss? I'm sorry buddy - but when you work for the city, you gotta say what your disability is.
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« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2008, 08:39:27 AM »

Well... that's how is should be.
Sometimes shit don't work that way in this city.
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« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2008, 08:40:58 AM »

It really sounds like the guy is pouting because the city didn't give him the class or software that he wants. 
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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2008, 08:50:54 AM »

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy needs some class.
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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2008, 09:10:54 AM »

Well if they were epxecting him to use GIS, they shoudl ahve provided the proper training and software - though I'm not quite sure why you would need GIS to figure out that a street needs plowed - it sounded like they were saying that every street needed (to be Tongue ) plowed, so put every street on the list, and then make some routes. It's not rocket science...
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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2008, 09:20:57 AM »

I'd wager that it's a job for more than one person regardless.  The guy probably had a mental breakdown or something... or he's just fuckin lazy.
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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2008, 09:24:33 AM »

[sarcasm]Good to see the city is on the ball as usual. [/sarcasm]

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/08282/918264-100.stm

So he's basically asking them to pay benefits while he is out for some non-work-related disability - that he won't publicly discuss? I'm sorry buddy - but when you work for the city, you gotta say what your disability is.

I like to think that his disability is chronic incontinence.
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« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2008, 09:41:15 AM »

Is he Penn State's football coach? 
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« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2008, 12:24:59 PM »

A somewhat pointless fact about Pittsburgh

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/breaking/s_592308.html
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« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2008, 01:32:31 PM »

Yeah there was some lady asking to sing a petition for them to put in more trees on our street. I signed it even though I'm not really sure where they would go. I mean there is only so much sidewalk space.
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