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Author Topic: Sometimes you gotta love this town - Part Deux  (Read 2242 times)
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« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2008, 01:41:13 PM »

the use of the term "street trees" makes the trees sound homeless. 
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« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2008, 01:45:40 PM »

the use of the term "street trees" makes the trees sound homeless. 
Or small quantities of weed sold on the streets.  As in "When the residents of Wilkins Ave were asleep, I cut down all of the oaks in their front yard and sold them on the black market to buy large quantities of street trees"
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« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2008, 02:12:54 PM »

the use of the term "street trees" makes the trees sound homeless. 
Or small quantities of weed sold on the streets.  As in "When the residents of Wilkins Ave were asleep, I cut down all of the oaks in their front yard and sold them on the black market to buy large quantities of street trees"

...that was terrible.
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« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2008, 03:25:45 PM »

Yeah there was some lady asking to sing a petition for them to put in more trees on our street. I signed it even though I'm not really sure where they would go. I mean there is only so much sidewalk space.

Stupid bitch.
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« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2008, 03:36:26 PM »

the use of the term "street trees" makes the trees sound homeless. 
Or small quantities of weed sold on the streets.  As in "When the residents of Wilkins Ave were asleep, I cut down all of the oaks in their front yard and sold them on the black market to buy large quantities of street trees"

...that was terrible.
true.
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« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2008, 03:38:53 PM »

the use of the term "street trees" makes the trees sound homeless. 
Or small quantities of weed sold on the streets.  As in "When the residents of Wilkins Ave were asleep, I cut down all of the oaks in their front yard and sold them on the black market to buy large quantities of street trees"

...that was terrible.
true.

Agreed.
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« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2008, 10:33:06 AM »

the use of the term "street trees" makes the trees sound homeless. 
Or small quantities of weed sold on the streets.  As in "When the residents of Wilkins Ave were asleep, I cut down all of the oaks in their front yard and sold them on the black market to buy large quantities of street trees"

...that was terrible.
true.

Agreed.
Looks like we're all in agreement.  Now fuck off!
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« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2008, 11:31:28 AM »

Confirmed.™®©
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« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2008, 11:35:41 AM »

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« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2008, 01:14:45 PM »

Shit I forgot about that...
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« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2008, 01:33:58 PM »

Pussy in Oakland?
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« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2008, 03:27:11 PM »

I still have trouble believing that, that conversation took place. But then again I'm sure me and Nye have done stranger things.
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« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2008, 03:28:15 PM »

I still have trouble believing that, that conversation took place. But then again I'm sure me and Nye have done stranger things.
Go on...
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« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2008, 03:31:12 PM »

ummm... like that time I bit that fat girls titty and then Nye came running out of nowhere and he jumped on the hood of her car as she sped off.
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« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2008, 03:43:25 PM »

ummm... like that time I bit that fat girls titty and then Nye came running out of nowhere and he jumped on the hood of her car as she sped off.

I have no trouble believing that took place...
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« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2008, 04:44:23 PM »

I also think i climbed into the car through the sun roof or something...
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« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2008, 05:05:39 PM »

Good ol' bitter tits.
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« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2008, 07:54:05 AM »

This is the kind of news story you'd expect from the Federal Street Murder Trap

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/08287/919503-53.stm

(At least the kind you'd expect, not counting violence & robberies & shit)
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« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2008, 07:58:21 AM »

It's too bad he didn't take out any of the crackheads when he took out the distributor. 
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« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2008, 09:49:24 AM »

Or that guy who always says he just got outta the county (jail).
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« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2008, 08:58:13 AM »

DOH!!

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/17705467/detail.html
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« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2008, 09:01:50 AM »

I would be pissed off, especially with the city saying he might not get compensated at all... I mean tearing down a structure, and destroying personal property - they damn well better give the man something
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« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2008, 09:03:56 AM »

I'm sure he'll be compensated.
I think the city guy was just saying he couldn't really say what the compensation would be since it's now a legal issue

Now how well he'll be compensated is another matter.
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« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2008, 09:35:14 AM »

Priceless family herilooms huh? Like a plane made out of bullet shells? Hey you guys ever see one of these before?
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« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2008, 09:56:53 AM »

Yeah, I mean, living on the North Side, I can't imagine he was sitting on some priceless paintings or anything.  But, I'm sure he can make it sound as bad as possible to get the compensation money.  Here's hoping the city tears down one of my rental properties so I can say it was full of gold bullion.
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« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2008, 09:58:54 AM »

"Yeah, sir, that's right... I thought, where better to keep all my gold bullion than in my house in the good ol' Spring Gutter?? Honest!"
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« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2008, 10:06:03 AM »

Yeah, I mean, living on the North Side, I can't imagine he was sitting on some priceless paintings or anything.  But, I'm sure he can make it sound as bad as possible to get the compensation money.  Here's hoping the city tears down one of my rental properties so I can say it was full of gold bullion.

Well monetary value can be debated, but there is the whole sentimental value argument - which can be abused, but - if I had a lot of family heirlooms from my deceased relatives destroyed, then I would be pissed and expect to be compensated fairly... not to mention for the reconstruction of the structure - whether it happens or not.

Also, the "living on the North Side" argument is bunk. There are many people who live in a crappy house/neighborhood, but have very valuable stuff inside.
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« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2008, 10:10:33 AM »

Isn't that the truth.  All those people on welfare but still manage to have flat screen tv's and nice rims....
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« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2008, 10:15:37 AM »

Isn't that the truth.  All those people on welfare but still manage to have flat screen tv's and nice rims....
Don't know about the rims, but a lot of times that TV is from Rentacenter.
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« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2008, 10:16:47 AM »

Isn't that the truth.  All those people on welfare but still manage to have flat screen tv's and nice rims....
Don't know about the rims, but a lot of times that TV is from Rentacenter.

That doesn't make it any less awesome!
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