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« on: January 22, 2008, 11:48:35 AM »

Well... Budweiser has confirmed [indirectly, of course] that some of the commercials for this years Super Bowl are guaranteed to suck.

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 01:21:50 PM »

The ad "tells a good story at at time when, let's face it, there's a lot of negativity and cynicism," Lachky said.

Yeah, Budweiser, I'm sure your Clydesdale ad is just what thousands of despondent people have been waiting for.  What a crock of shit.
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 01:24:11 PM »

Yup.... a crock of shit brought to you by the people who bottle/can up disgusting piss.
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 12:15:48 PM »

In other football related news, Cedrick Wilson is a pussy.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08023/851452-66.stm
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 12:21:09 PM »

I wonder if she's at Western Psych....
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2008, 12:28:44 PM »

In other football related news, Cedrick Wilson is a pussy.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08023/851452-66.stm

What do you expect him to do? Take the gun away from her, stick it up her ass and pull the trigger until it goes click?
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2008, 01:40:33 PM »

In other football related news, Cedrick Wilson is a pussy.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08023/851452-66.stm

What do you expect him to do? Take the gun away from her, stick it up her ass and pull the trigger until it goes click?

Jesus!
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2008, 01:49:00 PM »

In other football related news, Cedrick Wilson is a pussy.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08023/851452-66.stm

What do you expect him to do? Take the gun away from her, stick it up her ass and pull the trigger until it goes click?

Jesus!

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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 10:29:37 AM »

Nobody fucks with The Jesus!
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2008, 10:39:02 AM »

I wonder if she's at Western Psych....

I wonder if Cedric has had any luck finding a bang pad for his dates...
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2008, 10:46:55 AM »

I sure hope so.
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2008, 11:21:27 AM »

Though I suppose its not his fault, this is just another football player, not to mention Steeler, falling into the "domestic abuse of some sort" stereotype...
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2008, 01:11:04 PM »

I don't know, bitch must have been crazy if she had the fucking SWAT team in a standoff for 11 hours
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2008, 01:12:44 PM »

That's what Cedrick gets for messing with a Tarentum girl.
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2008, 01:17:09 PM »

A SWAT team from like 4 different jurisdictions.
I'd like to think that the police from PGH came from Zone 1... and took care of that shit like Wexford was the No' Side!
I have no clue how the shit actually went down... but that's what I'd like to think.
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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2008, 03:34:57 PM »

What would be really funny is if Bull and Nye still lived in that apartment in Woods Run and Cedric rented out a room in their place for his dates, but if they were both home he had to take his dates into the boarded-up squatter's apartment downstairs...
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2008, 03:43:03 PM »

That would be awesome.
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2008, 04:01:56 PM »

What would be really funny is if Bull and Nye still lived in that apartment in Woods Run and Cedric rented out a room in their place for his dates, but if they were both home he had to take his dates into the boarded-up squatter's apartment downstairs...

S I am guessing that everyone has heard this story by now.
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2008, 04:27:05 PM »

Actually, it's probably just Sean, Deena and I because Ponce told us at shrimp n stories.
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2008, 04:36:32 PM »

yeah, I don't know it. 
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2008, 04:46:08 PM »

Do tell
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2008, 04:50:06 PM »

Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2008, 09:10:31 PM »

I think that Bull should explain just what in god's holy name we're blathering about...
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2008, 10:32:23 PM »

yes Bull enlighten us
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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2008, 09:17:41 AM »

I think that it is about that time that Bull has just taken a shit, but Nye had to use the bathroom. So he had Bull spray him in the face with airfreshener for 30 seconds before he went in the bathroom.
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« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2008, 09:21:05 AM »

EVERYONE knows that story by now.
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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2008, 10:04:25 AM »

I think that it is about that time that Bull has just taken a shit, but Nye had to use the bathroom. So he had Bull spray him in the face with airfreshener for 30 seconds before he went in the bathroom.

No, there was no way in hell i was going to the bathroom, it smelled that bad in the LIVING room that I needed lysol in the face!
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« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2008, 12:06:36 PM »

It seems that Pepsi will "entertain" us with a comercial that also helps promote "deaf culture awareness".  In case you sometimes forget that deaf people exist.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08028/852299-42.stm
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« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2008, 12:25:43 PM »

So I went to the kitchen in my office to get some water.  And while filling up my cup, the microwave next to the water cooler was on and making weird noises.  So, I started thinking, "What if this thing blows up?" and "What if I get killed by the office microwave?"  So, I decided to look and see if anyone has ever been killed by a microwave exploding.  I found out that since 2002, the Consumer Product Safety Commission reports 35 incidents of microwave glass spontaneously exploding, with five reported injuries.  But no deaths...  thank god.  I can drink water in peace knowing I probably won't be killed by the microwave.
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« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2008, 12:34:34 PM »

Some lady at my office put a sponge in the microwave for 5 minutes trying to "disinfect it".  But the fact that she put it in for such an ungodly long time and that she didn't wet it first turned it into basically a charcoal briquette.  The microwave didn't explode, but it did give off a stink that made your eyes burn and set off the fire alarm which alerted the fire dept.  Moral of the story: don't bother trying to disinfect a 30cent sponge or you may end up on the darwin awards.
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