Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2011, 10:59:18 AM » |
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Is the phonetic spelling necessary?
After days of denials, a choked-up New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner (WEE'-nuhr) confessed that he sent a bulging-underpants photo of himself to a young woman. He also admitted that he had "inappropriate" conversations with six women before and after getting married.
I think that this guy should be hired as YORSP's publicist. I also think there should be a song entitled Bulging Underpants Photo. It would talk about how Mr. Weiner has a present for you. Have you seen my.. my WEE-nuw? CLASSIC!  |
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homesystem
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« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2011, 12:43:22 PM » |
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Ok, so here's a quote from an email I just got from Spirit Airlines:
"The Weiner Sale: Fares Too HARD to Resist!
Fares from $9* Each Way, Based on Roundtrip Purchase!
Check out our BIG Weiner Sale boasting fares just too hard to resist! This scandalous sale is no secret so get socially connected with fares from just $9* each way, based on roundtrip purchase! Hurry to book now before this sale gets hacked!"
Hmmm.. either they did get hacked, or I'm having second thoughts about flying on this airline...
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« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2011, 01:25:10 PM » |
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Ok, so here's a quote from an email I just got from Spirit Airlines:
"The Weiner Sale: Fares Too HARD to Resist!
Fares from $9* Each Way, Based on Roundtrip Purchase!
Check out our BIG Weiner Sale boasting fares just too hard to resist! This scandalous sale is no secret so get socially connected with fares from just $9* each way, based on roundtrip purchase! Hurry to book now before this sale gets hacked!"
Hmmm.. either they did get hacked, or I'm having second thoughts about flying on this airline...
What's the * for? What's in the fine print? |
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« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2011, 01:35:24 PM » |
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You have to give the pilot a blow job to qualify for the discounted rate.
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Nye
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« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2011, 01:46:59 PM » |
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You have to give the pilot a blow job to qualify for the discounted rate.
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« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2011, 02:30:25 PM » |
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What's the * for?
It's the Wal-Mart logo, also known as an anus? |
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« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2011, 02:50:51 PM » |
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the Wal-Mart logo looks like an anus.
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« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2011, 04:55:10 PM » |
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Ok, so here's a quote from an email I just got from Spirit Airlines:
"The Weiner Sale: Fares Too HARD to Resist!
Fares from $9* Each Way, Based on Roundtrip Purchase!
Check out our BIG Weiner Sale boasting fares just too hard to resist! This scandalous sale is no secret so get socially connected with fares from just $9* each way, based on roundtrip purchase! Hurry to book now before this sale gets hacked!"
Hmmm.. either they did get hacked, or I'm having second thoughts about flying on this airline...
What's the * for? What's in the fine print? Yeah, it's the fine print, because all of their flights are by no means $9, and you have to join their $9 club to get those rates. You join that club by purchasing a $9 blowjob. Some people have to give the blowjobs. Basically the entire airline is essentially run through a series of blowjobs. |
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« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2011, 05:14:41 PM » |
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Ok, so here's a quote from an email I just got from Spirit Airlines:
"The Weiner Sale: Fares Too HARD to Resist!
Fares from $9* Each Way, Based on Roundtrip Purchase!
Check out our BIG Weiner Sale boasting fares just too hard to resist! This scandalous sale is no secret so get socially connected with fares from just $9* each way, based on roundtrip purchase! Hurry to book now before this sale gets hacked!"
Hmmm.. either they did get hacked, or I'm having second thoughts about flying on this airline...
What's the * for? What's in the fine print? Yeah, it's the fine print, because all of their flights are by no means $9, and you have to join their $9 club to get those rates. You join that club by purchasing a $9 blowjob. Some people have to give the blowjobs. Basically the entire airline is essentially run through a series of blowjobs. You don't think I just give you a blowjob for some money do you? |
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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2011, 05:23:46 PM » |
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They cut off the transition to the Tittanica scene but: http://youtu.be/HYJCHoEDNgs |
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« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2011, 06:31:42 AM » |
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« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2011, 11:29:11 AM » |
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Interesting stuff... Where was Nye in 2002?
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2011, 01:22:37 PM » |
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Interesting stuff... Where was Nye in 2002?
No' Side probably. |
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« Reply #43 on: June 10, 2011, 01:24:28 PM » |
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That's the guy that wrote Communion which was a great movie and even better book. Some of the stuff he talks about in the book never made it into the movie, such as the time that he sat down to eat dinner and suddenly it was two weeks later and he was back in front of the meal that he cooked and it was all moldy and rotten. He had no recollection of where he had been for 2 weeks. |
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« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2011, 01:36:25 PM » |
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Whitley Strieber? I started listening to his podcast for a short time until he started getting on my nerves. He does have some interesting theories though.
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« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2011, 01:56:39 PM » |
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Whitley Strieber? I started listening to his podcast for a short time until he started getting on my nerves. He does have some interesting theories though.
Yeah, I think he's more than a little crazy. |
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« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2011, 01:57:28 PM » |
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Also, I thought that shit was called the Nye Chronicles because of Nye County Nevada, but from that description it looks like most of the action is set in NJ... wtf.
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« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2011, 03:06:33 PM » |
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Also, I thought that shit was called the Nye Chronicles because of Nye County Nevada, but from that description it looks like most of the action is set in NJ... wtf.
It's just a name that popped into his head? WTF!? |
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« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2011, 03:18:40 PM » |
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I tried to look that up as well but just found this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nye_CommitteeAccording to peace activist Dorothy Detzer, Norris said, "Nye's young, my balls feel like they are about to fall off. Those are all important assets. He may be rash in his judgments at times, but it's the rashness of enthusiasm." Norris proposed Nye as "...the only one out of the 96 whom he deemed to have the competence, independence and stature for the task." |
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« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2011, 03:40:53 PM » |
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I tried to look that up as well but just found this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nye_CommitteeAccording to peace activist Dorothy Detzer, Norris said, "Nye's young, my balls feel like they are about to fall off. Those are all important assets. He may be rash in his judgments at times, but it's the rashness of enthusiasm." Norris proposed Nye as "...the only one out of the 96 whom he deemed to have the competence, independence and stature for the task." the fuck is going on in this world |
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« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2011, 11:45:29 AM » |
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2011, 08:25:24 AM » |
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If you want the YouTube version: http://youtu.be/yGDm45niITI |
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newefezziwig
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Work it
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« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2011, 09:45:47 AM » |
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Sure to become a favorite bedtime story at Tingley |
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« Reply #53 on: June 17, 2011, 12:55:06 PM » |
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Frottage, frottage, what the fuck is frottage?!
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« Reply #54 on: June 17, 2011, 12:57:31 PM » |
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Well... now I know what time it is. The worst time of the day, apparently.
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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« Reply #55 on: June 17, 2011, 02:49:09 PM » |
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http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11168/1154398-100.stmLaughed out loud at this headline recalling Homer's helper monkey episode
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I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
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« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2011, 01:21:52 PM » |
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2011, 01:49:34 AM » |
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Gravity and a broken back killed the thing, but that is one smart bird. Wouldn't be surprised if they did that to humans too. |
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« Reply #59 on: June 20, 2011, 11:34:31 AM » |
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Holy cow dude! I didn't realize that eagles were so crazy! Freakin throw mt. goats off cliffs and watching them get crushed by the impact. Insane |
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