Things I Found on the Web Vee Aye

[Shoval Manuts]

That lady kinda looks like Fran from Arsenal Lanes.

[newefezziwig]

dude, if the daughter looks anything like the mum, I doubt much business was had

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_MOTHER_PROSTITUTION_CHARGE?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=NATIONAL&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

pimpin ain't easy

[Tha_Professa]

But it sure is fun.

[Nye]

I don't particularly care for esquire magazine, but this was a well written article about Roger Ebert.  I have occasionally wondered what happened to him but I had no idea he had his jaw removed. 

http://www.esquire.com/features/roger-ebert-0310-7

[newefezziwig]

I don't particularly care for esquire magazine, but this was a well written article about Roger Ebert.  I have occasionally wondered what happened to him but I had no idea he had his jaw removed. 

http://www.esquire.com/features/roger-ebert-0310-7

Wow, that sucks.  Also, the beginning of the article says that "Ebert is dying in increments, and he is aware of it."

.. as long as he's aware of it.

[Bull]

he received some award not to long ago and came out and thanked his wife for all her support. he was in a wheelchair and it was pretty sad.

[Shoval Manuts]

Can anyone explain how this is done?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cY8aWUBCLw&feature=player_embedded

(and yes, it says "eats cheerleader", but don't get your hopes up - it's SFW)

[Tha_Professa]

shit.

[Gregor]

Can anyone explain how this is done?

Well, it appears that the mascot opened it mouth, and then proceeded to consume the cheerleader.

Kind of like yinz and wings.

/nocheese

[Nye]

Can anyone explain how this is done?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cY8aWUBCLw&feature=player_embedded

(and yes, it says "eats cheerleader", but don't get your hopes up - it's SFW)

Yeah, the inflatable part is seperate from the part the guy goes in, i'd wager he was rubbin on them titties after he ate her.

[homesystem]

Yeah.. that's prime opportunity for some frottage.

[Tha_Professa]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/22/growing.pains.actor.missing/index.html

Boner is missing.

[Nye]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/22/growing.pains.actor.missing/index.html

Boner is missing.

He's in yer mom.

[Tha_Professa]

Oooooo..... damn!

[Nye]

/dance

[homesystem]

"It was also discovered that Andrew sold or gave away a number of his possessions before flying to Canada, and he refused a job, saying he 'wasn't going to work anymore,' " the family statement said."

Doesn't sound too good.. but if I looked like he did in that picture (that I assume to be recent) then I'd contemplate suicide too.

[pnickers]

I'm sorry, but this is the most retarded thing I've seen in a long time.  

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/10054/1037816-114.stm

According to the AAP, more than 10,000 emergency room visits annually can be attributed to children choking on food. Up to 77 children each year die that way in the U.S., with 17 percent of food-related choking deaths coming from hot dogs.

That's a requested redesign of hot dogs based on 13 deaths a year.  Some people need to find something better to do with their time. 

[Jeebas]

I'm sorry, but this is the most retarded thing I've seen in a long time.  

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/10054/1037816-114.stm

According to the AAP, more than 10,000 emergency room visits annually can be attributed to children choking on food. Up to 77 children each year die that way in the U.S., with 17 percent of food-related choking deaths coming from hot dogs.

That's a requested redesign of hot dogs based on 13 deaths a year.  Some people need to find something better to do with their time. 

I agree. But people should remember to chop up food like that when they feed it to small children. Morgan loves hot dogs (he calls them "Dee dogs"), so much so that we can't even say the word, or he wants one right away, but we always make to chop it up into small pieces.

The industry isn't to blame on this one, though I wouldn't say those kids choking to death is entirely the fault of the parents either, sometimes bad things just happen. Do these people want us all to eat a porridge-like substance instead of food?

[Bull]

Maybe they should just make all the parents take classes on how to do the "abdominal thrust"

(For some reason it's not called the heimlich manuever anymore, now it sounds like a dance)

or how to stop small children from choking. By laying them on your forearm in a downward position and giving them back blows between the shoulder blades.

Or perhaps on the use of a blender...

[pnickers]

Regardless, why is this even news?  It should be common sense for parents to cut up their small children's food as well as to know how to dislodge food that gets caught in their throats.  

I just think it's sad that we have to get rational information from the late breaking, controversial media stories.  

[Shoval Manuts]

Just shut up and eat yer tubesteak.

[Bull]

When I was a kid I used to watch these anime movie that I thought was awesome but I couldn't remember the name for the life of me. So after some googling I finally found it. And apparantly It was remade into a movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk9fGI90qdM

The cartoon I was thinking of is called.

Casshan: Robot Hunter

[Shoval Manuts]

Do they battle robotic tubesteaks?

[Nye]

Do they battle robotic tubesteaks?

Giggity

[Bull]

http://www.moillusions.com/2008/04/homer-mario-and-jessica-rabbit-in-real.html

[homesystem]

I'm sorry, but this is the most retarded thing I've seen in a long time. 

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/10054/1037816-114.stm

According to the AAP, more than 10,000 emergency room visits annually can be attributed to children choking on food. Up to 77 children each year die that way in the U.S., with 17 percent of food-related choking deaths coming from hot dogs.

That's a requested redesign of hot dogs based on 13 deaths a year.  Some people need to find something better to do with their time. 

"Other common food choking hazards include grapes, popcorn and nuts."

Somebody better grow some grapes in a different shape- pronto.

[homesystem]

http://www.moillusions.com/2008/04/homer-mario-and-jessica-rabbit-in-real.html

Jessica Rabbit looks the same.

[Nye]

http://www.moillusions.com/2008/04/homer-mario-and-jessica-rabbit-in-real.html

Jessica Rabbit looks the same.

Yeah, and homer looks creepy.

[Tha_Professa]

So does Mario

[Bull]

when i was in chigao with matt and chris. This is the bar I stumbled into and quickly back out of when i saw the poster that siad tonight your bartender is and it showed some guy wearing chaps and a fishnet shirt;when they were at wrigley watching the game.

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&source=hp&oq=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=jail+block+bar+chicago&fb=1&gl=us&hq=jail+block+bar&hnear=chicago&cid=0,0,14656664885848388310&ei=eD2ES6-kJ6Gx8Qaerd3HAg&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CAcQnwIwAA

Once I stepped outside I looked around and saw all the rainbow flags and realized I wasn't in kansas anymroe. Which also explained why my waiter at the ihop kept sitting in the booth with me when he took my order.