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« on: September 15, 2009, 02:44:33 PM » |
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I think this is a long time coming, and this story was too awesome to pass up starting a thread specifically for awesome things: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32855934/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/He cut the dudes fucking hand off! Badass and awesome! |
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Corny
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 03:09:17 PM » |
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 03:17:52 PM » |
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Now we'll just wait and see people coming out demanding a sword ban.
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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homesystem
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 03:19:43 PM » |
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Nah... that'll only happen if some kid maims another kid with a sword.
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 03:25:54 PM » |
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Well, apparently running down Evergreen Avenue in Milvale with a samurai sword will get one in trouble with the law. One of many things I have learned (and forgotten) at Sidelines.
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Corny
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 03:55:14 PM » |
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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Shoval Manuts
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 07:49:06 PM » |
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newefezziwig
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Work it
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 07:47:07 AM » |
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maybe it was killed just for being a "maltipoo" |
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 08:40:03 AM » |
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What is a "maltipoo"? Poodle & ?
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 08:42:15 AM » |
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The only thing Jessica Simpson is gonna get back of her "maltipoo" is a pile of caramel colored poo that was once her dog. Stupid bitch
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 09:03:40 AM » |
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What is a "maltipoo"? Poodle & ?
My guess is Maltese? Of course I don't know how to spell it. |
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Nye
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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2009, 09:18:53 AM » |
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I was skeptical that a story about Jessica Simpson would hold to the high standards of the Awesome thread, but you sir have raised the bar! Awesome has been achieved! |
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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 09:19:30 AM » |
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What is a "maltipoo"? Poodle & ?
Discussing designer dog breeds... NOT awesome. |
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homesystem
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2009, 10:08:51 AM » |
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A crazy irishman with a samaurai sword is pretty awesome. |
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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2009, 10:12:21 AM » |
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I am tempted to sign up for Twitter just so I can Twit how happy I am for the malti-poo to be made into coyote piles
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I never apologize.
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« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 10:15:02 AM » |
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You could be Ike's friend on Twitter. He has apparently signed up.
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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 10:29:39 AM » |
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Dude, I'd read Ike Jone's twits, tweets or twats or whatever they are could.
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zort.
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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 10:51:01 AM » |
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You could be Ike's friend on Twitter. He has apparently signed up.
link or it didn't happen |
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Nye
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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 11:00:26 AM » |
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I thought about joining that nonsense just to get the "Shit my dad says" tweetifications but then I realize that if I join it will be less likely to go away, which I still hope will happen. That which would be awesome, and that being said justifies the existence of this discussion in a thread which is meant for things way more awesome than twitter.
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« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2009, 11:06:02 AM » |
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That which would be awesome, and that being said justifies the existence of this discussion in a thread which is meant for things way more awesome than twitter.
.. unless of course you are talking about Ike Jones on twitter, in which case it enters the realm of awesomeness. |
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Nye
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« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2009, 11:09:46 AM » |
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That which would be awesome, and that being said justifies the existence of this discussion in a thread which is meant for things way more awesome than twitter.
.. unless of course you are talking about Ike Jones on twitter, in which case it enters the realm of awesomeness. Yeah, that's borderline awesome... |
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« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2009, 11:16:51 AM » |
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I thought about joining that nonsense just to get the "Shit my dad says" tweetifications
There's always RSS... |
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« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2009, 11:23:17 AM » |
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I thought about joining that nonsense just to get the "Shit my dad says" tweetifications
There's always RSS... Heres for Homesystem and Fitty - shitmydadsays: "What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man." |
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« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2009, 11:26:38 AM » |
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That's a pretty good description.
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« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2009, 11:44:42 AM » |
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I thought about joining that nonsense just to get the "Shit my dad says" tweetifications
There's always RSS... Win! Thanks Greg! |
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« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2009, 12:17:56 PM » |
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« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2009, 12:25:42 PM » |
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Was reading that last night. Yeah, there are some fucked up ones on there. |
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« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2009, 12:28:55 PM » |
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Awesome indeed.
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« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2009, 12:48:13 PM » |
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What's better than awesome? Shit I don't know, but this guy might have found it: http://www.editinternational.com/read.php?id=47ddf1d94ea5f |
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« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2009, 12:59:59 PM » |
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That's cool I saw his old armors, they were bulky and kinda dumb looking. But that new one is pretty sweet, I wonder if it comes in xtra tall?
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