newefezziwig
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« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2009, 01:02:12 PM » |
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“I learned the hard way there is no bear spray that is going to stop a bear because all sprays have only 1% Capsaicin,” says Troy, speaking of the stun chemical found in pepper spray. “Want to stop a bear or an angry mob, go for 3%. This is not the pepper spray police officers use. This stuff is illegal.” |
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« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2009, 01:07:55 PM » |
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Yeah, we all know Capsaicin is the chemical that is found in peppers. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't stop a group of horses though...
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« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2009, 02:32:28 PM » |
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a world clock with a readout for 20 time-zones unfolding out of the crotch protector So this thing comes with a dick clock? |
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Nye
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"Y'all got fake poo?"
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« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2009, 03:04:31 PM » |
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a world clock with a readout for 20 time-zones unfolding out of the crotch protector So this thing comes with a dick clock? Cock clock. |
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homesystem
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« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2009, 03:55:04 PM » |
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Wouldn't it be more like a timekeeping codpiece?
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Nye
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« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2009, 04:04:57 PM » |
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Yeah, we're all correct.
Taint Sundial
Hourglass of the Crotch
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Tank Decker
Now THATS Devious!
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Sometimes the silence bludgeons you dumb
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« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2009, 04:57:18 PM » |
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this isn't so awesome anymore  |
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I never apologize.
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Corny
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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2009, 11:04:03 AM » |
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Sorry, not awesome
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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Nye
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« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2009, 11:18:17 AM » |
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Shit, this is going downhill quickly, someone find something awesome before I die from thirst of the awesome!
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Tha_Professa
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Recognize, BITCHES!
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« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2009, 11:18:47 AM » |
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Maybe it's just that there isn't that much awesome in the world.
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I don't have opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else, and everyone is the best at everything.
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Corny
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« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2009, 11:22:19 AM » |
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Maybe it's just that there isn't that much awesome in the world.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404622/This maybe old but its still awesome! |
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« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2009, 11:44:26 AM » |
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Didn't tyco make those like 6 years ago... way to go government spending. |
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I personally don't subscribe to that hocus-pocus
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« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2009, 01:44:28 PM » |
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That could feed a village! |
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Nye
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« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2009, 03:35:33 PM » |
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That could feed a village! So could this: http://dlisted.com/node/33937 |
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Corny
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« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2009, 10:43:47 PM » |
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Nye, your bringing awesome back. |
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Corny
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« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2009, 11:50:01 AM » |
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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newefezziwig
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« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2009, 12:08:11 PM » |
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Is Rick Zombie any relation to Rob?
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newefezziwig
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« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2009, 03:38:37 PM » |
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Nye
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« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2009, 08:48:20 PM » |
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More retarded than awesome, but certainly hilarious! |
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« Reply #52 on: September 21, 2009, 11:00:50 AM » |
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Shit convicted killers get to go to the fair on field trips? I wasn't even able to go to the cafeteria in the hosiptal until I reached level 2.
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homesystem
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« Reply #53 on: September 21, 2009, 11:04:11 AM » |
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He also apparently packed a bag for the field trip- apparently the Washington State mental health system isn't so on top of it's shit.
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Corny
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« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2009, 03:54:43 PM » |
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What's wrong, peaches; menopause? I thought I smelled something rotten
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Nye
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« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2009, 04:05:08 PM » |
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No no no no you can't just call yourself a Jedi, you have to be a Padawan first and train under a Jedi Master. These "religions" are in fact blasphemous unto themselves. Shame! Shame upon these false Jedi! also these false Jedi: http://templeofthejediorder.org/ |
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Tha_Professa
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« Reply #57 on: September 23, 2009, 12:45:17 PM » |
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I think it's kosher for that to be in this thread.
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Tank Decker
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« Reply #58 on: September 23, 2009, 07:04:52 PM » |
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I never apologize.
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